...

[silver_snark]

My son's apparently gotten into an aging potion, though he denies it whole-heartedly. Celeste just keeps pointing and giggling at me when I demand answers, and Chang is no help either.

This is not acceptable.

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[irishhalfblood]

BALDING!!!!!!

[silver_snark]

Finnigan, I can't say it's a pleasure seeing you after all these years. What hole did YOU crawl out from?

[irishhalfblood]

I've always been here. You been sniffing something, Draco?

[silver_snark]

You do NOT have permission to use my given name, Finnigan. I haven't seen you since school ended, thankfully enough - unfortunately my luck seems to have run out.

[grimm_godson]

Draco...?

[silver_snark]

Potter, what are you doing here? I haven't been here since my youth, and I KNOW I never mentioned it to you during your, what was it you called it? Moments of Insanity.

[grimm_godson]

What are you talking about? We're on here all the time...

[silver_snark]

Nonsense. The last time I interacted with not-you here, you were using a different eehntarweb name, as was I. I find it incredibly ridiculous to even consider you've managed to start stalking me again - as you're far too busy being Big Bad Head Auror when you're not busy coddling your red-headed family, you oedipal degenerate.