Real Men ~ Torchwood Crackfic
Torchwood Fanfic
Title: Real Men
Summary: Ianto wakes up and finds... Just a were-plot bunny from the wee hours o' the morn that wouldn't take no for an answer. Basically a crackfic.
Ianto cracked an eye open. He was in a bed. His bed. In his bedroom. And next to him was... Jack. Of course. And Jack was...
“Jack,” Ianto croaked, “What are you doing?”
The immortal captain looked up in surprise. “What does it look like I'm doing?”
“Really, Jack.”
“I know,” Jack's grin was sheepish and his ears were pink.
“I would never thought it of you, Jack.”
“I'm full of surprises.”
“The Sleepers know. I thought I saw it, but I didn't want to believe it.” Now it was Ianto's turn to grin.
“Hey! Real men can knit too, you know!” Jack tugged his knitting a little, and the big ball of pink yarn to bounce out of his lap and onto the floor.
Title: Real Men
Summary: Ianto wakes up and finds... Just a were-plot bunny from the wee hours o' the morn that wouldn't take no for an answer. Basically a crackfic.
Ianto cracked an eye open. He was in a bed. His bed. In his bedroom. And next to him was... Jack. Of course. And Jack was...
“Jack,” Ianto croaked, “What are you doing?”
The immortal captain looked up in surprise. “What does it look like I'm doing?”
“Really, Jack.”
“I know,” Jack's grin was sheepish and his ears were pink.
“I would never thought it of you, Jack.”
“I'm full of surprises.”
“The Sleepers know. I thought I saw it, but I didn't want to believe it.” Now it was Ianto's turn to grin.
“Hey! Real men can knit too, you know!” Jack tugged his knitting a little, and the big ball of pink yarn to bounce out of his lap and onto the floor.