Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam

[silverchair05]

When I got home from work today, there was a small package on the counter from my father. When I opened it, I found a graduation card and a CD; in the card was a $50 gift card to Coconuts and the CD was this classic rock compilation. It appeared as though he forgot my birthday but when I was throwing away the large envelope that it all came in, a

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[skitchparks]

that was nice of you dad to give you that...the way to my heart is with a gift card to best buy...but giving me a gift card to academy is like giving me my fathers severed head in a christmas present