HE PULLED A GUN OUT AND THEN WHAT!?

[silvercherries]

Let me entertain you with an extraordinary story filled with hope, love, drugs and running from traffic stops. I was working today at Aglamesis, and for those of you who do not know, Aglamesis is a quaint little ice cream store that everyone would like to make love to. We had been pretty busy, having just fed around thirty or so people who were out

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[chickielabamba]

Dude. I would have been so scared. Gah! I would have like dropped down below the counter and lain on my stomach and said like "Please don't shoot!" or something else ridiculous like that. Man. When it was all over, did you ask to hold the cops' guns? That would have been funny.

[silvercherries]

hahaha no, they just walked out without saying anything to us. sheesh. I was even going to offer them ice cream.

[silencedsparrow]

oh man. I wish a criminal had gotten arrested in someplace I worked. Lucky Grace~!

And please tell me, what is a "traffic stop?" Is that a new term for traffic light, or is it one of those roadblock things where they try and find a criminal? Poor bastard never made it to Krogers. Pity. He could have run through the aisles and thrown MaxiPads at his pursuers.

[silvercherries]

Nobody knows. I don't know, he might've gone to Krogers first. However, MaxiPads being thrown through the air (perhaps combined with the occasional Depend) would truly be a fantastic site.

[silencedsparrow]

God it would. Blasted apart by policemen bullets, shredded feathers flying pink plastic- beautiful.

[silencedsparrow]

ps I wore a maxipad a few days ago. with wings.