Stolen ( Read more... )

At Wyoming High School, the locks on the bathroom doors are made by a company named "Hiney Hiders".

Anybody know any words that include two doubled letters, one after the other? My brother and I are collecting; so far we have:
Balloon
Tattoo
Coffee
Bookkeeper
Unneeded (thank you, Ry).

What is up with these runaway brides and grooms.

Honestly.

"He comes for conversation
I comfort him sometimes
Comfort and consultation
He knows that's what he'll find
I bring him apples and cheeses
He brings me songs to play
He sees me when he pleases
I see him in cafes
And I only say, hello
And turn away before his lady knows
How much I want to see him
She removes him, like a ring
To wash her hands
She only brings him ( Read more... )

This journal should be cleverer. I am disheartened to say that it is most certainly not.

At this moment, I have a strong urge to go to Kelley's Island. It is my absolute life and my thinking habits with it are rather like a boy and sex: every seven seconds I think about it. It is the sex.

Oh, and may I say, it is my distinct pleasure to relate that ( Read more... )

Grace darling, this is bold.

I often dwell on the subject of 'God' in my mind. Is there really a God? If there is, is he everything he's made out to be? How can we have 'free will' when our whole life is already figured out- by the omnipotent one himself? I desperately want a larger-than-life something to believe in, but I want to be sure what I'm believing is really the real ( Read more... )

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A dream:

We drove in our Excursion to a lady's house for a baseball meeting. We pulled up into the long driveway, and my mom leaned out the window: Is this the place? A hippy woman with wild hair turned around and grinned: Lookin' for the baseball meeting? It's here alright. We found ourselves next to an aging old house and a ravine that contained ( Read more... )

What does my voice sound like.