X-Men: First Class fic - But it Beats Getting a Real Job (4/?)

[silverdawn89]

So I wasn't going to post this part, but it's getting so ridiculously long that I'm going to have to split it. I also intended to have some porn in this part, as a reward for you guys being so awesome and patient and stuff, but ... well. That'll be the next part, which will be an interlude (read: total porn), so - more waiting, unfortunately

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[so_shhy]

WHY DO I LIKE IT WHEN THEY MAKE OUT IN FRONT OF DEAD BODIES? No, seriously, this is worrying me a great deal. I'm very glad Charles put some bullets in that mouthy little shit, but I have to admit he had a point. Threatening monologues = bad plan. COME ON CHARLES, YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS.

And Erik and the mom stuff, THERE IS A TIME AND A PLACE, FFS. Which is not when your boyfriend is unzipping your pants. Stop depriving the world of much-needed porn, you unbalanced little assassin.

Awwwwwwwwwww times infinity for Emma, Riptide and Azazel. I have so much love for them and their little threeway partnership :D

[silverdawn89]

Haha, it's worrying you? I'm the one writing it :).

ERIK JUST HAS ALL THESE FEELING OKAY. HIS TRAGIC BACKSTORY MUST BE HEARD :D Also, his social skills are practically nil :D

I felt bad for not giving Azazel and Riptide any lines in the prequel, so this is their revenge lol.

Thank you for the awesome comments, as usual :D

[ascoolsuchasi]

SOEXCITEDFORMORE. CANYOUTELL? HOLYFLIPIMAGOREADTHISNOWANDLEAVEAPROPERCOMMENT.

[ascoolsuchasi]

ARYT. I'M BACK AND GODDAMN YOU SHAW *throttling motions* DAMN YOU.

I think it's simultaneously funny, inventive, and way fucked up that your characters so heavily depend on guns and killing people as an outlet for their emotions. And just because this can be taken the wrong way...DON'T EVER STOP. EVER.

I AGREE CHARLES. SHOVE HIS PRICK DOWN HIS THROAT. MAKE HIM CHOKE. I MEAN -- CHARLES THERE IS ANOTHER WAY. REALLY I'M NOT ALL THAT A VICIOUS PERSON I SWEAR.

DARWIN IS NOT DEAD. HOLYHOLY EOFTUQGFVUGCJ. HOPES -- I HAVE THEM. AND THEN THEY ARE SMASHED, CRUSHED AND, BRUISED. LET ME O NURSE THEM BACK TO HEALTH.

I LOVE THAT CHARLES ADMITS THAT HE'S A HIGH FUNCTIONING SOCIOPATH.

“Just popping out to put a bullet through somebody’s brain,” he says calmly, without looking back. “Won’t be long.”I THINK I NEED TO HOLD YOU -- AND I'M NOT SURE IF I'M TALKING TO YOU OR TO CHARLES. IT MIGHT BE BOTH

[silverdawn89]

Shaw is turning out to be a really annoying asshat, so I understand your frustration :)

I think it's simultaneously funny, inventive, and way fucked up that your characters so heavily depend on guns and killing people as an outlet for their emotions. And just because this can be taken the wrong way...DON'T EVER STOP. EVER.

Wow. Just. THANK YOU. I always worry I'm making them a little too fucked up, and that it comes off really weird and creepy, so it's good to hear that people are actually enjoying it lol.

I AM ALSO NOT A VIOLENT PERSON. AND YET SOMEHOW I FIND MYSELF LOOKING FORWARD TO THE VIOLENCE. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.

AZAZEL AND RIPTIDE JUST WANT A LITTLE R-E-S-P-E-C-T. JUST A LITTLE BIT. LITTLE RESPECT.

IKR? THEY'RE JUST AS AWESOME AS CHARLES AND ERIK WHY DOES NO ONE REALISE THIS.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK ERIK. ERIK. HOLY FUCK. ERIK. ERIK YOU'RE BACK HOLFY FUCK. (CAN YOU SEE THAT I'M SPEECHLESS AT THIS. CAN YOU.)

The excessive use of the word fuck was a bit of a giveaway, yes :D

AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR MASK. HOLY

[ascoolsuchasi]

HE IS. HE NEEDS TO BE TAKEN OUT BACK AND SHOT.

You're characters are perfect balance between fucked up and more or less sane. :D

THIS IS SPARRRRTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA.

I think it's because they had like a whole three minutes (if that even) worth of dialogue PUT TOGETHER. URGH.

Excessive use of the word fuck? Pfshhhhhhhhhh. That so wasn't your clue was it? (total sarcasm -- can you tell? IT DOESN'T TRANSLATE WELL ON THE INTERNET. *SOBS*)

GOOD OL' MOIRA. I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE HER FOR THAT AND JUST BEING AWESOME IN GENERAL.

[flaxenescapee]

You can't stop there!!!!! EVILLLLLLLLLLL!

Charles.... CHARLES, BABY. Charles the high-functioning sociopath with Rage Issues who's unravelling by the second and guh, him bitchslapping Erik-- don't ask me why I found that as hot as I did. Also, Erik, we missed you, you jackass! Now get home and bang your man proper.

I love how Shaw's bullshit note was left on the floor; like no one is even under any pretense of needing evidence for an arrest or trial or anything, the assassins are just going to kill him very much.

And Riptide speaks! Ahhhhhhh!

[flaxenescapee]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO MENTION DARWIN. HE'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! Nhdsjikdhbdriofvfhed sujweu6

[silverdawn89]

*evil laugh*

Haha, Charles and Erik just really need to get it on already. At this point, their relationship is basically UST, violence and accidentally cockblocking each other. Plus, you know, puppies and rainbows and unicorns and shit :)

Yeah, like, WHO NEEDS EVIDENCE. SHAW IS A DEAD MAN

I felt so bad for not giving Azazel and Riptide any lines in the prequel, so this is their fifteen minutes of awesome :D

THANK YOU BB.

[telperion_15]

Fluffy + badass + assassins = Best. Thing. Ever!

[silverdawn89]

Thank you so much! :)

[narya86]

Oh. My. God. This story is fucking brilliant. XD I can't even point out everything that's awesome about it, but the most recent things were the Twilight reference and Charles' reaction to Erik brining up his mum during foreplay. *LOL* This whole thing is marvellous, and I can't wait to read more of it. :)

[silverdawn89]

Thank you so much!

Haha, I enjoy hating on Twilight far too much, I think. And Erik is such a moment-killer, right? :)