THAT IS THE FUNNIEST STORY I HAVE READ IN A LONG LONG TIME. I WAS LAUGHING OUT LOUD AT WORK, WHILE MY COWERKERS ARE LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM NUTS! YOU SHOULD BE A JOURNALIST OR SOMETHING, BECAUSE YOU'RE FUNNY AND HOT.
no surprised!psycho_babbleOctober 15 2004, 19:18:52 UTC
I can attest to your violent behaviors whilst asleep, actually "sleep-talk-attack moments" is a better way of putting it. You are the biggest jerk in the universe when you "wake up" in the middle of the night, AND you take out your " sleep jerkness" on whomever or WHATever (in this case your alarm clock) is around.
Remember the time you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me that you wanted to redocorate your bedroom? Upon further promptings on my end, you got all PISSED 'cause I questioned the details of your plan, and your reasons for waking me up at 4AM to tell me them...
Let me just point out that you can only blame this incident for missing one class, since you texted me at 11:00 and told me about it!!! Unless of course you did that in your sleep too!
That's worse than me. I have obstacles in my room that I have to jump over to get to the clock which I keep on a shelf accross the room. One day, in my attempt to silence the mother fucker, I am going to miss the foot sized hole on the floor and fall on my ass or pull the shelf down on top of me. But Margaret will rescue me because the clock will still be going off and when she comes up to break it, she'll find me there in a heap.
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Remember the time you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me that you wanted to redocorate your bedroom? Upon further promptings on my end, you got all PISSED 'cause I questioned the details of your plan, and your reasons for waking me up at 4AM to tell me them...
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Sounds like its time for Sleep Therapy, maybe talk to a sleep therapist, or psycologist? lol
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One day, in my attempt to silence the mother fucker, I am going to miss the foot sized hole on the floor and fall on my ass or pull the shelf down on top of me.
But Margaret will rescue me because the clock will still be going off and when she comes up to break it, she'll find me there in a heap.
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