Yep... the strawberry frapachino man from starbucks that looks like Huey, Duey and Louie's illegitimate father that Linda and I made fun of for half an hour one month prior is FOR SURE my philosophy teacher.

WHAT THE FUCK!?

working tonight ( Read more... )

Well Nicholas is back ( Read more... )

Hello Live journal ( Read more... )

KarmasDesire: oh gurl... I have TWO different products in my hair right now.... and they are totally having a war...
KarmasDesire: one is like... I am a wax... so I need to stay flexible
KarmasDesire: and the other is like... I am a glue... I need to stay hard....
KarmasDesire: FIGHT!

I am soooooooooo gay

OKAY PEOPLE... I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!!

Now granted, I am NOT a good speller. I have NEVER ONCE even pretended to be a good speller... but THIS is really getting to me:

YOUR is possessive

As in: "Is that YOUR giant purple sparkly dildo on the night stand?"

OR as in: "Has that giant purple sparkly dildo been in YOUR ass?"

YOU'RE means YOU ( Read more... )

Since I haven't been around for the past few spins past the sun... I thought I might throw out a quick list of how I have spent my time ( Read more... )

Last night I feel asleep with all of the lights on, with the T.V. still playing, my computer still running, no alarm set, my teeth unbrushed, and all of my clothes still on ( Read more... )