TWO

[silvergotkeyed]

I HATE STICK THROWERS. I NOW HAVE A SLIGHT BUMP ON MY HEAD.
I just happened to be standing there minding my own business when a stick came flying at me.

Feh. Gee thanks.
You know who you are, jerk.

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[dualpenetration]

I SAID IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

[silvergotkeyed]

Suuuuuure it was.

[dualpenetration]

>:|

Fine.
Don't believe me.

Beware of shooting ranges though!
I might pull a Dick Cheney!

[silvergotkeyed]

>/

Don't worry. I won't.

... You will never have a gun in my sight. Ah! I can already feel the pain! Oh, I'd REALLY be blind then.

[goes_bump]

A bump? How horrid. Do you need any help?

[silvergotkeyed]

Nah, I'll be fine- a bump isn't too hard to take care of. But thank you.