There's nothing like that inevitable awkward conversation between friends where you admit to each other that you like Lady Gaga.

Yesterday I had to convert some IP addresses into binary.
Why? I honestly don't know, I can't see any use for it except my nerd status is now reaching critical levels.

And before someone posts pages of ones and zeroes at me, don't.

What happens when someone you don't know calls your phone by mistake in a drunken stupor?

( Answer: they leave embarrassing voice messages. )

I just wrote an artsy poem, it goes like this:

My neighbors have the most annoying dogs in the world
seriously
As I type this it is an endless cacophony and it woke me up
it keeps me up
It's about 5 dogs barking together at various pitch and volume
OH JESUS I want to do horrible things

James Cameron's Titanic 2. I have shamelessly contributed to the already gross profit this man is making. The story is bad, but no one buys Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition for the articles now do they? Same thing. I just wish the line of thinking for a film lauded as revolutionary didn't have to be "well, it has to have lots of explosions or ( Read more... )

And knowing how rich the comedy gold is on every forum of the internet, I went to the official NFL site afterward. Could not help but do some...

( Adventures in Paint )

Every time I see one of those "writer's block" questions on the main LiveJournal page, I can't help but think the only right answer is "shut up".