By way of
ladykalessia:
"A sighting of the rare and odious meme:
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a completely made up, fictional memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - but it has to be fake. When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with!"
I hereby release you from whatever geas that might compel you actually do this. But it's a bit too much fun to pass up.