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Rohrbacherisms:
"'cause animals don't tend to be all that nice...at least compared to me."
"Maybe Musonius didn't get that it was a metaphor."
"...if you never heard the adjective 'snid'...That's a snid hat."
"He's walking snidly."
"How do you say 'Paul' in French?"
"Did you know that fish masturbate? How could they? It seems like the animal least likely to be able to!"
"Having an orgasm is like having an epileptic fit. You don't want to have too many of those!"
"I just like to think about what it's like to cook really fancy stuff. It's like food porn."
"You think this is salty? It's not salty at all! Give my napkin back!"
"Probably amoeba porn is all about dividing."
"This is something that no polar bear would think of doing: opera, sex with boys..."
"Hunters kill Bambi's mom?!?"
Medieval Latin:
"Occam's razor: eliminate the passive voice because it's clunky." ~ Michelle
"dorky person of the Pope"
Anya: "He's aroused in the next sentence."
Benes: "What did you do in Latin today sweetie? We aroused a whale-beast."
Updates at eat_small_birds, too. Um...yeah. Monday. Right.
"'cause animals don't tend to be all that nice...at least compared to me."
"Maybe Musonius didn't get that it was a metaphor."
"...if you never heard the adjective 'snid'...That's a snid hat."
"He's walking snidly."
"How do you say 'Paul' in French?"
"Did you know that fish masturbate? How could they? It seems like the animal least likely to be able to!"
"Having an orgasm is like having an epileptic fit. You don't want to have too many of those!"
"I just like to think about what it's like to cook really fancy stuff. It's like food porn."
"You think this is salty? It's not salty at all! Give my napkin back!"
"Probably amoeba porn is all about dividing."
"This is something that no polar bear would think of doing: opera, sex with boys..."
"Hunters kill Bambi's mom?!?"
Medieval Latin:
"Occam's razor: eliminate the passive voice because it's clunky." ~ Michelle
"dorky person of the Pope"
Anya: "He's aroused in the next sentence."
Benes: "What did you do in Latin today sweetie? We aroused a whale-beast."
Updates at eat_small_birds, too. Um...yeah. Monday. Right.