In Which Rohrbacher, Maggie, and Other People Are Funny
Rohrbacherisms for Your Viewing Pleasure: "I've been working on this 18 years." "This poem is only 2 words!" "Exactly!"
"I wrote this piece of crap. I dedicate it to you!"
"It goes back to the Renaissance, the penis interpretation."
"You're the only American who dared to write an 8 volume epic on jellyfish."
"Sure, it's just a squirrel you ran over but YOU TOO WILL DIE!"
"There needs to be a name for that school of thought...THE PHALLICISTS."
From Medieval Latin: (I forget who): "...and the earth was inane and vacuous."
Benes: "One heaven, many waters."
Mags-a-millions: "He'd make fun of me and I'd go: 'You're bald!' We have an understanding."
"We have a very un-bald family. Lots of hair."
"I like our family, but when I eat my mashed potatoes I like to focus."
"You look like a little pilgrim and I look like a bunt cake."
"Oh Jesus! I didn't know we knew midgets."
Me: "Jesse never lets me carry stuff, and then my muscles will atrophy."
Paul: "Then you'd be a trophy wife."
"I wrote this piece of crap. I dedicate it to you!"
"It goes back to the Renaissance, the penis interpretation."
"You're the only American who dared to write an 8 volume epic on jellyfish."
"Sure, it's just a squirrel you ran over but YOU TOO WILL DIE!"
"There needs to be a name for that school of thought...THE PHALLICISTS."
From Medieval Latin: (I forget who): "...and the earth was inane and vacuous."
Benes: "One heaven, many waters."
Mags-a-millions: "He'd make fun of me and I'd go: 'You're bald!' We have an understanding."
"We have a very un-bald family. Lots of hair."
"I like our family, but when I eat my mashed potatoes I like to focus."
"You look like a little pilgrim and I look like a bunt cake."
"Oh Jesus! I didn't know we knew midgets."
Me: "Jesse never lets me carry stuff, and then my muscles will atrophy."
Paul: "Then you'd be a trophy wife."