"We can drive around this town and let the cops chase us around..."

[silvermagnum]

I edited this from something an online friend posted at an LEO site.  A little rant, a little humor, a little advice.

Memo from Law Enforcement Officers to the General Public:

ON CALLING THE POLICE:

·        Regarding our investigation of your loss:  “CSI” is a TV show. There is no machine into which we can drop an eyelash and come up with

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[emptycountry]

Regarding our investigation of your loss: “CSI” is a TV show. There is no machine into which we can drop an eyelash and come up with the DNA profile, fingerprints, and mug shot of the owner in 2 minutes.

Doubtless...It averages seven to nine minutes here, but that's because the machine gets too cold.

[cagekitten]

"When a 'neighborhood association' asks for police to start ticketing in their neighborhood, one of the first five ticketed will always be on the association's board."

I don't get this one.

[silvermagnum]

It's just ironic- these "Homeowner's Associations", etc. are always wanting us to come patrol their neighborhoods to "get" their awful, bad-driver neighbors. Then, inevitably, when we do start traffic patrols, the first person we bust is one of the people on the Board who requested we do the patrols.

[cagekitten]

Too funny!

[mcfnord]

my girlfriend's hot, but she isn't in Mensa. Coming back from Canada, I wanted to be sure all the 'evidence' was gone. 'You threw out the soda can we punched the holes in, right?' Etc. I hadn't thought of asking about the weed itself. And yeah, she saved some. "Well it was so easy taking it in! I just figured..." Canada cares about freeloaders on their mecca of humane, industrialized, modern living. America cares about drugs. Bombs and drugs. And ten years ago we didn't care about bombs

[ladiihawk]

great post. i love it.