13 April 1982: As Michael Parkinson

[silvernpc]

Muggle hospitals are really fucking strange but they look exactly the way they do in the soap operas.

Should be back in the country tomorrow if the paperwork's in my favour. I'm sure that's music to everyone's ears.

Sorry Jane. Didn't expect more than an overnight.

Comments

[lovefromjane]

I've written a list of lies (and explanations) that would be more believable than that one.

1. I'm an arsehole.
2. I'm a FUCKING arsehole.
3. I lost my journal AND the owl died AND I stopped talking to people.
4. I was love potioned and now I'm married to one of the following bitches: Sophia Pritchard, Michelle Dobbs, Cora Mulciber, Random Foreign Beauty (but really it was the potions, Jane.)
5. I've been Confunded and I don't know where I am can somebody help me remember?
6. I HAD AN INCIDENT WITH A TIME-TURNER AND IT HAS BEEN A LONG FUCKING DAY, JANE.
7. I decided to join the cast of Coronation Street.
8. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE YOU ANGRY.
9. I'VE BEEN CATCHING UP WITH THE KIDS WHO CAME HOME ON THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS.
10. I'VE BEEN HELPING ANEMONE HORNBY

But out of ALL OF THOSE instead you went with

10. HERE'S AN INSULT TO YOUR INTELLIGENCE

As Michael Parkinson

[silvernpc]

You want to break up with me, just do it already.

[lovefromjane]

Oh my god, for fuck's sake, will you just FIGHT with me?

Are you really that done?

You're just willing to lay down and die?

What is WRONG with you? What happened? Did the job make you fucking SOFT? Are you THAT LAZY?

DO YOU NOT CARE ENOUGH TO FIGHT WITH ME?

As Michael Parkinson

[silvernpc]

Why should I? You won't believe me.

Blocked from Michael Parkinson and Jane Murray

[mildlyinsulting]

If someone wants to watch this shit hit the fan, I'll make popcorn.

Blocked from Michael Parkinson and Jane Murray

[everydaybystorm]

Your place or mine?

Blocked from Michael Parkinson and Jane Murray

[mildlyinsulting]

Mine. Bring the Heineken.