From a fan on the bravo site :)

[silverpotato]

jonathan wrote:

hey kathy

first off you are my favorite comedian on the face of the planet even though im outside of your demographic (i.e. im not gay) you should really do something totally evil to jessica one day for having more fans then you....even though i think she is awsome and one hot piece of ass (jsut saying)

Comments

that's so awesome...

[nothinghurts]

i think evan might have already told you but i love your hair "this season". that must be weird....your life occurs in "seasons" and you have FANS!

[chloes_fetish]

The look on your face when you said "I dont know if that girl was drunk or high or sometin' but she was craaazy" was so cute.

Remind me when you come home again to arrange a parade titled "ode to Jessica". We'll have an assortment of emo teen girls and gay gent's waving stary banners, armed with camera phones. We'll even have a red Carpet.

Translation:

[odb]

Allow me to translate for you:

"jonathan wrote:

hey kathy

first off, i think you're funny but what keeps me watching the show is the hope of catching glimpses of your assistant who makes me feel funny in my pants and god how i hope she notices this message and contacts me and is all, "oh, thank you jonathan, you're my favorite fan ever" and then we'll talk and she'll totally love me and then i get to touch her boob.

also i am a freaky-deaky crazy-pants."

Maybe I've just been spending too much time on the Internet - being able to speak their language makes me feel strange. Sad, even.

Good luck with your fans, Skittles.

- Jesse

Re: Translation:

[silverpotato]

since when do you have a livejournal?? don't be the creepy freaky deaky crazy pants internet guy. that's just upsetting.

how ya been?

Re: Translation:

[odb]

I don't actually have a LJ account - the ODB is actually owned by Jeff, and I just use it to comment on other people's posts to give them a taste of the surreal. It's not every day that a dead member of the Wu-Tang clan blesses you with his opinion!