I thought of you today as I was shopping after work, and a woman walked into me with her buggy. I turned around and saw her just as she hit me - she was looking behind her as she walked. I'm guessing I flashed or inflated or both, felt my eyebrow shoot up as she looked all stupid surprised and said "oh, excuse me!" I started to comment on her driving skills or something, and there was a sound as I actually managed to stop myself. Instead what she got was a terse "thank you."
Also, when I walked in front of her buggy a couple aisles later, I took the liberty of running past and pretending panic as my eyes widened and I fake screamed. I guess I'd rather that than be a full-on dick. But, yeah.
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Also, who is the fine handsome feline in the icon you posted?
The Cat in the Sack is my cat Turkey. Noisy plastic bags were one of her favorites.
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That's why I wear flowers on my head sometimes.
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That's my dear cat Turkey in the icon. Stripeypants Kittyheadman. Who was actually a girl, but hey.
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Hang in there babe. You will find your place here.
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I thought of you today as I was shopping after work, and a woman walked into me with her buggy. I turned around and saw her just as she hit me - she was looking behind her as she walked. I'm guessing I flashed or inflated or both, felt my eyebrow shoot up as she looked all stupid surprised and said "oh, excuse me!" I started to comment on her driving skills or something, and there was a sound as I actually managed to stop myself. Instead what she got was a terse "thank you."
Also, when I walked in front of her buggy a couple aisles later, I took the liberty of running past and pretending panic as my eyes widened and I fake screamed. I guess I'd rather that than be a full-on dick. But, yeah.
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