万事屋銀ちゃん
Uh, this is recording, right? ... Okay, here we go.
You've reached the inbox of Sakata Gintoki, sole proprietor of Yorozuya Gin-chan. Got something that needs to be found? A cat that needs saving from a stupid, unnecessarily tall tree? A Limited Edition Deathstation you can't be bothered lining up to buy at the midnight release, but still want really badly? You've come to the right place.
Here at Yorozuya Gin-chan, we'll, and by 'we', I really just mean me, will do pretty much whatever you pay me to do. Conditions apply, see in store for details.
But wait, there's more.
Since I've only just opened this place, for a limited time only, I'll be charging a flat rate of 15 Death Dollars, and an additional surcharge for physical labour. These are usually non-negotiable, but it comes down to who you are. [He's... not subtle about this...]
So if you've got something for me, leave me a message, and I'll get back to you with a quote when I can.
...
And if you spam my inbox, Zura, I will attach you to the back of a motorbike and drag you all over this goddamn city, hitting as many curbs and street signs as I can along the way.
You've reached the inbox of Sakata Gintoki, sole proprietor of Yorozuya Gin-chan. Got something that needs to be found? A cat that needs saving from a stupid, unnecessarily tall tree? A Limited Edition Deathstation you can't be bothered lining up to buy at the midnight release, but still want really badly? You've come to the right place.
Here at Yorozuya Gin-chan, we'll, and by 'we', I really just mean me, will do pretty much whatever you pay me to do. Conditions apply, see in store for details.
But wait, there's more.
Since I've only just opened this place, for a limited time only, I'll be charging a flat rate of 15 Death Dollars, and an additional surcharge for physical labour. These are usually non-negotiable, but it comes down to who you are. [He's... not subtle about this...]
So if you've got something for me, leave me a message, and I'll get back to you with a quote when I can.
...
And if you spam my inbox, Zura, I will attach you to the back of a motorbike and drag you all over this goddamn city, hitting as many curbs and street signs as I can along the way.