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This is me pretending that this is all I need. And I just wish I didn't feel like there was something I missed ( Read more... )

Holy Shit... Matt's updating the journal. Somebody call 911 ( Read more... )

OK, so for all of you out there going through withdrawal because I haven't updated my journal since the Reagan administration... chew on this. And you might want to grab some extra napkins for this one ( Read more... )

15

I act like I'm 15.
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Yeah, so to save myself some grief for not updating my journal in a while, I'm putting some shit in it tonight. But I'm really not in the mood to tell you what a wonderful day I had ('cause that would be a load of bullshit), and I'm certainly not about to kiss anyone's ass, especially since recently I feel I've been a little too liberal with my ( Read more... )

Oh, one more thing from my Chicago trip that I forgot to mention... this is for Nicole, basically. So on the flight home, I get the third-to-last seat on the plane, in between a frat guy from Arizona State and a girl from Missouri University. She has a Greek sweatshirt on, so I ask her which sorority she is in... well, turns out she's a Chi Omega ( Read more... )

I have returned! I would like to thank the people of the great city of Chicago, Illinois, for their wonderful hospitality (especially Miss Amanda Granek, my excellent hostess for the weekend!). From the Spanish guys on the Orange Line to Mr. Sianis at Billy Goat's Tavern, the city is full of great people. I would go back for a second visit ( Read more... )

So this is my last entry before I leave for my weekend in Chicago. So I'll try and cram everything in and then I'm off to rest up for what I'm sure will be an exciting trip ( Read more... )