Adventures in dating...
Well, I tell a lie, it's not all about dating but this first bit most certainly is. I've had some moderate success with it which I'm pleased with but I'll put some more up when I've actually been on a date. I just wanted to share some things on here about it though, because some of this dating stuff drives me mad.
I'm not going to do massive put-down posts on each person who messages me that happens to have the misfortune of having me not like them for not having the right shaped eyebrows but I have to say that I shall not be dating you if you have; sleeping, eating or fun as hobbies. None of those are hobbies, people, they're biological necessities and "fun" is a relative concept! Besides, even if I did concede that sleep was a hobby I would not date you since one of your favourite past-times is being unconscious for near on half a day.
I'm also avoiding any girls who's pictures are of themselves in underwear, taken in their own bedroom whilst holding the camera at arms length. You look totally desperate or like you lost all your self respect when you registered on the site. On this note, you are guaranteed that ladies with user names like "Loose_girl" and "Funbags_1982" (Fucking true, I swear!) are not classy. However, you can't help but browse their profiles. Finally, if you message me with "Hey, you remind me of Louis Theroux!" you get blocked instantly.
I've started chatting to a girl called Lisa on there who seems really nice and hopefully we'll meet up soon. This probably isn't as interesting as Emma's stories, but it'll get there!
In other news, my new car can be seen below. It is so shiny.
That was pretty much it for today, I'm looking forward to the weekend. Any of you guys up to much?