So according to this article I'm faster, more musically talented, and sexually agressive than most girls. Not news. I'm also not girly and more likely to get heart disease. Also not news, but not nice when paired with that medical family history.

Whatevs. It's gonna be pretty sweet when my spawn are super athletes.

Who dat, bitches??

If Tony Stark and Thor could smash their manly sperms together to form a baby boy...that baby would be Richard Branson.

You know it's true.

I won two free passes (for four people total) to an advanced screening of All The King's Men on Thursday (I think at 7:30).  I ain't gonna be here, so if anyone wants them, let me know and they're all yours

I don't use El Jay anymore.

Mia left for college.

There is a 6 week-old kitten on my shoulder (sharp claws) and wine in my belly (I <3 you Loyno gallery openings) and I'm a memeber of AIGA (which promises to be fun ( Read more... )

Um...I'm gonna go with "screw you, Ernesto" on this one.


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Worth of clothing acquired (to celebrities, uptown ladies, and similarly rich folk, according to the tags): $575 ( Read more... )

Hah...not really.

Gunner and G-fry are otherwise occupied next week. Don't get me wrong, I would've loved to have seen either of them, but there's two 7-9 hour drives I don't feel guilty about not taking now.

Whatever shall I do this next week and a half?

I'm not talking about karma or anything, but I love that I'm always right in the long run...and oh so humble too.

My work schedule has been ridicula-awesome, I <3 working parties w/ big chefs and getting paid in cash, hanging out with Rosses and Shuffords and Crafts and Andrew and Beaver and Eric has been wonderful of course, mostly naked girls ( Read more... )

I have an unprecedented three days in a row off with absolutely no obligations aside from a veterinarian appointment Wed. at 3...and perhaps a discount massage appointment whenever I get around to it.

Let the hanging out begin. The nocturnal schedule starts now.