I feel like drinking.... :)

[silverwhisper]

I'd like to dedicate this to my favorite biker chick :) clap along, you know the words!

well a scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair
and one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share
he fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet
and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
ring-ding-didda-didda-liiiideooo, ring di-diddllyiiioooo
and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

'bout that time to young and lovely girls just happened by
one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
"see yon sleeping scotsman, so strong and handsome built,
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt"
ring-ding-didda-didda-liiiideooo, ring di-diddllyiiioooo
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept on that sleeping scotsman quiet as could be
lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
and there behold for them to view beneath his scottish skirt
was nothin' more than God has graced him with upon his birth
ring-ding-didda-didda-liiiideooo, ring di-diddllyiiioooo
was nothin' more than God has graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said "we must be gone,"
let's leave a present for our friend before we move along"
as a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
around the bonny star o'the scots' kilted lift and show
ring-ding-didda-didda-liiiideooo, ring di-diddllyiiioooo
around the bonny star o'the scots' kilted lift and show

the scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the trees
behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
and in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
"ah, lad, I don't where ya been but I see you won first prize"
ring-ding-didda-didda-liiiideooo, ring di-diddllyiiioooo
ah, lad, I don't where ya been but I see you won first prize!

*love*