lengthy meme stolen from KRAD
Is your myspace profile private?
So private that I don't even have a MySpace profile.
Do you feel special?
If you take special to mean abnormal.
Have you kissed someone in the past week?
Nope.
What do you carry with you at all times?
My keys, pocketknife, and wallet.
Goal you would like to achieve this year:
Getting a different job.
Have you thought about having children?
Sure, they're tasty with a light marinade...
What’s the biggest argument you've ever gotten into recently?
Does "You're being financially st00pid!" @ my parents count?
How many piercings do you have?
None
What is the shortest relationship you have ever been in?
Zero point no seconds.
What person do you trust the most?
Uhm....my sister?
Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?
Online. I hate phones.
Have you ever written a love letter?
No.
Are you a morning person or a night person?
Big fucking time night person. *laughs* <-I'll steal that answer, thanks.
Do you remember your dreams?
In bits and pieces.
What do you have to do before you sleep?
Absolutely nothing, for about two hours.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Not counting work...Uh...Oh, Mom when she called about the dentist appt.
Who was the last person you talked to in person?
Jackie.
Is someone mad at you right now?
Oh, I'd be shocked if there wasn't at least one.
Are you perfect?
Perfectly flawed.
Are you an Aunt/Uncle?
Yup, two nephews.
Can you do a cartwheel?
Nope.
What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
PotC 3.
Do you ever hang out with someone of the opposite sex?
I don't hang out with anyone of any sex.
How many times have you been to Canada?
Twice. Once to Manitoba and Sask. (booooooring), and once to Vancouver.
Have you ever had a reptile as a pet?
Only cute and furry critters. I'd love to eventually get a snake.
What is your favorite fruit?
Apples.
Who was your last missed call on your cell phone?
That goddamn call center calling for the stupid idiot who used to have my phone #.
Where are you most ticklish?
My nerves.
Who's your number 6 on Myspace?
IT'S A CYLON!!!!!!
When was the last time you were sick?
Frequently.
How many siblings do you have?
Two older sisters.
Did you ever try running away from home when you were younger?
Nah, too much work.
Have you ever finished a rubik's cube?
Sure, peel off the stickers and put them on the correct sides.
When was the last time you rode a bike?
It's been at least 10 years.
What is one wish you have?
To get a job I actually like.
Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes.
When was the last time you went out of state?
October 07, when I visited sis.
Have you been to the movies in the last five days?
I haven't been there in the past five months
Last thing you ate:
oatmeal bar.
Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls?
It's a piece of plastic. The worst role models for young girls are people.
Do you like mornings?
I detest mornings.
Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Getting ready for school, for a German test that day.
Will you donate organs after you pass?
Of course.
Have you been outside of the USA?
3 times.
Would you ever get your nipples pierced?
Yeah, that would be a NO.
If you could pick the temperature of the outdoors for the rest of your life?
68 degrees Farenheit. Low humidity.
Do you hate the last guy you talked to?
I don't bother hating anyone unless they really force me to.
When is the last time you took a nap?
Last time I was sick, I guess.
Do you only drink bottled water?
When I'm on vacation, I always drink bottled water. Otherwise I end up sick as hell.
What are you listening to right now?
People blathering about flowers.
The last person to send you a Myspace message?
Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis said hello.
What's on your mind most today?
BORED! So bored. So incredibly BORED.
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
Hide them.
Do you wear makeup?
Powder. I personally think half of facial skin problems are caused by too many chemicals and cleansers, and too much makeup goop.
Are you missing someone?
Generally.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
No. There are lines that can be crossed first-off and should not be forgiven.
Is your phone right beside you?
"My" phone is sitting in my bag on the floor. The phone is right in front of me.
Are you cold?
Getting there. It was miserably hot in here when I started, but now they've got the AC on or something.
When you were in elementary school, what did you want to be when you grew up?
For a while, a paleontologist. Then a biologist. Then a writer. Apparently my indecision started young. :p
Are you disappointed with where you are now in life?
Hell yes.
Are you more or less lonely than you were 10 years ago?
Meh.
Do you like the taste of beer?
No.
Do you have a best friend?
Not really.
Can you perform CPR?
No.
What would you buy right now with $50 extra dollars?
Justify taking the day off.
What about $5000 extra dollars?
Go buy a car.
Do you think that parents matter?
I don't see how they could NOT matter.
Describe your perfect birthday cake.
The perfect birthday cake is ice cream.
What gives you comfort?
Knowing that evil will always win, because good is dumb.
Is there anything you dread?
Going to work. Every. Day.
Who makes you laugh the hardest?
In real life, my sis. Online...Huh. I know some pretty silly people online.
What's the best part of your job?
Payday.
What do you think happens when you die?
You go to the morgue, then to the funeral home, then get either shoved in a box or burned to cinders and shoved in a box, then they stick you in the ground with bad music and flowers you'd have thought were ugly in life.
What was the best part about 8th grade?
That it is over and can never happen again.
Will you sleep well tonight?
I seriously doubt it.
Name 10 words that start with 's'
Reminds me of speech therapy, so no thanks, not playing.
Do you give blood?
I should, but I have issues with the concept of poking a hole in my vein and inside things going outside and into a bag.
Have you ever kissed in the snow?
Nope.
Have you ever been around someone who was high?
Dude, I live in a collge town. I'm more surprised when I'm around people who are not.
How's your heart lately?
Making an odd ticking sound.
Ever kissed someone who smokes?
God no.
Where are you going on vacation next?
Birmingham, UK. But that's a looooong way away.
Three days from now will you be in a relationship?
It'd be a miracle. ;)
So private that I don't even have a MySpace profile.
Do you feel special?
If you take special to mean abnormal.
Have you kissed someone in the past week?
Nope.
What do you carry with you at all times?
My keys, pocketknife, and wallet.
Goal you would like to achieve this year:
Getting a different job.
Have you thought about having children?
Sure, they're tasty with a light marinade...
What’s the biggest argument you've ever gotten into recently?
Does "You're being financially st00pid!" @ my parents count?
How many piercings do you have?
None
What is the shortest relationship you have ever been in?
Zero point no seconds.
What person do you trust the most?
Uhm....my sister?
Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?
Online. I hate phones.
Have you ever written a love letter?
No.
Are you a morning person or a night person?
Big fucking time night person. *laughs* <-I'll steal that answer, thanks.
Do you remember your dreams?
In bits and pieces.
What do you have to do before you sleep?
Absolutely nothing, for about two hours.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Not counting work...Uh...Oh, Mom when she called about the dentist appt.
Who was the last person you talked to in person?
Jackie.
Is someone mad at you right now?
Oh, I'd be shocked if there wasn't at least one.
Are you perfect?
Perfectly flawed.
Are you an Aunt/Uncle?
Yup, two nephews.
Can you do a cartwheel?
Nope.
What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
PotC 3.
Do you ever hang out with someone of the opposite sex?
I don't hang out with anyone of any sex.
How many times have you been to Canada?
Twice. Once to Manitoba and Sask. (booooooring), and once to Vancouver.
Have you ever had a reptile as a pet?
Only cute and furry critters. I'd love to eventually get a snake.
What is your favorite fruit?
Apples.
Who was your last missed call on your cell phone?
That goddamn call center calling for the stupid idiot who used to have my phone #.
Where are you most ticklish?
My nerves.
Who's your number 6 on Myspace?
IT'S A CYLON!!!!!!
When was the last time you were sick?
Frequently.
How many siblings do you have?
Two older sisters.
Did you ever try running away from home when you were younger?
Nah, too much work.
Have you ever finished a rubik's cube?
Sure, peel off the stickers and put them on the correct sides.
When was the last time you rode a bike?
It's been at least 10 years.
What is one wish you have?
To get a job I actually like.
Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes.
When was the last time you went out of state?
October 07, when I visited sis.
Have you been to the movies in the last five days?
I haven't been there in the past five months
Last thing you ate:
oatmeal bar.
Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls?
It's a piece of plastic. The worst role models for young girls are people.
Do you like mornings?
I detest mornings.
Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Getting ready for school, for a German test that day.
Will you donate organs after you pass?
Of course.
Have you been outside of the USA?
3 times.
Would you ever get your nipples pierced?
Yeah, that would be a NO.
If you could pick the temperature of the outdoors for the rest of your life?
68 degrees Farenheit. Low humidity.
Do you hate the last guy you talked to?
I don't bother hating anyone unless they really force me to.
When is the last time you took a nap?
Last time I was sick, I guess.
Do you only drink bottled water?
When I'm on vacation, I always drink bottled water. Otherwise I end up sick as hell.
What are you listening to right now?
People blathering about flowers.
The last person to send you a Myspace message?
Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis said hello.
What's on your mind most today?
BORED! So bored. So incredibly BORED.
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
Hide them.
Do you wear makeup?
Powder. I personally think half of facial skin problems are caused by too many chemicals and cleansers, and too much makeup goop.
Are you missing someone?
Generally.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
No. There are lines that can be crossed first-off and should not be forgiven.
Is your phone right beside you?
"My" phone is sitting in my bag on the floor. The phone is right in front of me.
Are you cold?
Getting there. It was miserably hot in here when I started, but now they've got the AC on or something.
When you were in elementary school, what did you want to be when you grew up?
For a while, a paleontologist. Then a biologist. Then a writer. Apparently my indecision started young. :p
Are you disappointed with where you are now in life?
Hell yes.
Are you more or less lonely than you were 10 years ago?
Meh.
Do you like the taste of beer?
No.
Do you have a best friend?
Not really.
Can you perform CPR?
No.
What would you buy right now with $50 extra dollars?
Justify taking the day off.
What about $5000 extra dollars?
Go buy a car.
Do you think that parents matter?
I don't see how they could NOT matter.
Describe your perfect birthday cake.
The perfect birthday cake is ice cream.
What gives you comfort?
Knowing that evil will always win, because good is dumb.
Is there anything you dread?
Going to work. Every. Day.
Who makes you laugh the hardest?
In real life, my sis. Online...Huh. I know some pretty silly people online.
What's the best part of your job?
Payday.
What do you think happens when you die?
You go to the morgue, then to the funeral home, then get either shoved in a box or burned to cinders and shoved in a box, then they stick you in the ground with bad music and flowers you'd have thought were ugly in life.
What was the best part about 8th grade?
That it is over and can never happen again.
Will you sleep well tonight?
I seriously doubt it.
Name 10 words that start with 's'
Reminds me of speech therapy, so no thanks, not playing.
Do you give blood?
I should, but I have issues with the concept of poking a hole in my vein and inside things going outside and into a bag.
Have you ever kissed in the snow?
Nope.
Have you ever been around someone who was high?
Dude, I live in a collge town. I'm more surprised when I'm around people who are not.
How's your heart lately?
Making an odd ticking sound.
Ever kissed someone who smokes?
God no.
Where are you going on vacation next?
Birmingham, UK. But that's a looooong way away.
Three days from now will you be in a relationship?
It'd be a miracle. ;)