MOVIES Reviewed
First under the hammer: I went and saw the DragonBall:Evolution Movie.
It wasn't that bad.
Though this is one of those movies I think people have to see and decide on themselves. I went with too many mates like...9 of them some results are as follows:
Mate A: OMG! They killed it, shittiest movie eva!
Mate B: I didn't mind it, like I expected it to be a lot worse.
Mate C: Meh, wasn't that great, wasn't that bad though.
Mate D: BWHAHAHAHAHAHA He did it! He Kamahamaha'd I nearly died ah, I think I'll buy this movie.
Mate E: I have no opinion, I was a bit disappointed in the Bulma and Goku could've been a bit more naive, but *shrugs* meh what you gonna do about it.
Mate F: Wooo! That was cool. I mean stupid and not like dragonball but cool in a lame way but not that great, yeah, woo! Anyone for DDR?
Myself: I saw it twice with different groups of mates. I actually didn't mind it. The part when Goku was dead and the whole pastiness and the blue and the lying in the field made me chortle "OMg he hath become bampire Edward lying in a field of sparkly, I wonder if it's the same crew..." The special effects were nice. The "Ki" (chi?) energy effects were pretty cool.
There was cheese and corn flying around (as expected) but overall it wasn't too bad. Not exactly a star studded cast but I'd consider that as an appeal for it. The only Asain actors played Yumcha and Chichi and the villain woman of evil pretty much... oh and grandpa... and master...THAT'S NOT THE POINT! It was very multicultural.
Overall, it wasn't too bad but nothing great (as expected) go in with a good attitude and a sense of humour, forget dragonball and enjoy.
ONWARDS AND UPWARDS! FORRRRRWARDD HO!
Fast and the Furious 4 I dunno if it's like Fast and the Furious 4 the Dom is back or FatF4 golden times or something....anyway
Brrrrrrrr and fast approaching the cinema, brrrRRRRRRRRRRR Dropping into 2? 4th? gear because I'll go..faster? uh, RRRrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR fufufufufufuf<--that's me turbo sound there, into the seat aaaand HOLY CRAP HE'S...really filled out.
The Diesel has a neck hard core enough that if you tried to chop his head off with an axe the handle would break. He's normally pretty buff yeah? well he "buffed" up for this movie it seems because he's either gotten fat or been pumping a fair amount of iron. Like scary man. Anyway moving on....
It's a petrol head film, no knowledge of cars required, actually it might be better if you go in without one. Where did his driving shaft just go, why isn't it on the bottom of his car? His windows are tinted, not tinted, tinted, not tinted... hi stunt guy. Driving through the tunnel was awesome the first time so we'll do it again but this time we'll make things explode. Several cars were mortally wounded in the making of this film.
There was obligatory "womenz" shakin their "Booty" around and makin' out on each other while the men stood around looking buff and mean and roping them in three at a time. Peeps waz gangsta, the original "crew" from FatF1 had come back for this one and of course they start the film off with a bang; Yeah I'ma explode me a petrol tanker.
Next we'll have a race in city traffic yeah...no. For people who love their cars they sure like smashing them into things and are on a serious mission to explode their gearboxes for whatever reason. My car is heaps sexy yer? Welll..... SMASH! AHAHAHHAHAHA!
There were some lolz to be had though. Some nice little jokes way back to FatF1 but yeah. My favourite "Of Course*eyeroll*" scene was between Dom's sister and the Cop. Now, these two have been fighting. Dated in FatF1 but didn't work out cos the Cop's a Cop. So anyway she comes home with groceries, sees them working on the car, gets upset and goes inside, he follows Dom stays workin' on the car, Cop follows her into the kitchen, says "Hey" and grabs her shoulder, she turns around and she's crying, he kisses her, and queue the sex on the kitchen bench.
Like seriously.
They don't show the sex scene but she's up on the bench taking off his clothes with the cop between her thighs and her dress riding up. Damn, cos I know that's the first thing I do when my exBoyfriend the cop says "hey" to me when I'm sad. Good Gravy. And of course they knock the groceries aside! *eyeroll*
Predictably after watching this movie I was driving home and cars (crappy cars) were speeding by me high on explosions and engine revs, their red P plates glaring at me as I cruised on the speed limit and didn't make the lights. A couple of ks up and I see the flashing of police lights and my good friends who made the amber light are done for speeding. BWHAHAHAH!
I wonder if the amount of speeding on roads increase after each screening of the FatF4...
It wasn't that bad.
Though this is one of those movies I think people have to see and decide on themselves. I went with too many mates like...9 of them some results are as follows:
Mate A: OMG! They killed it, shittiest movie eva!
Mate B: I didn't mind it, like I expected it to be a lot worse.
Mate C: Meh, wasn't that great, wasn't that bad though.
Mate D: BWHAHAHAHAHAHA He did it! He Kamahamaha'd I nearly died ah, I think I'll buy this movie.
Mate E: I have no opinion, I was a bit disappointed in the Bulma and Goku could've been a bit more naive, but *shrugs* meh what you gonna do about it.
Mate F: Wooo! That was cool. I mean stupid and not like dragonball but cool in a lame way but not that great, yeah, woo! Anyone for DDR?
Myself: I saw it twice with different groups of mates. I actually didn't mind it. The part when Goku was dead and the whole pastiness and the blue and the lying in the field made me chortle "OMg he hath become bampire Edward lying in a field of sparkly, I wonder if it's the same crew..." The special effects were nice. The "Ki" (chi?) energy effects were pretty cool.
There was cheese and corn flying around (as expected) but overall it wasn't too bad. Not exactly a star studded cast but I'd consider that as an appeal for it. The only Asain actors played Yumcha and Chichi and the villain woman of evil pretty much... oh and grandpa... and master...THAT'S NOT THE POINT! It was very multicultural.
Overall, it wasn't too bad but nothing great (as expected) go in with a good attitude and a sense of humour, forget dragonball and enjoy.
ONWARDS AND UPWARDS! FORRRRRWARDD HO!
Fast and the Furious 4 I dunno if it's like Fast and the Furious 4 the Dom is back or FatF4 golden times or something....anyway
Brrrrrrrr and fast approaching the cinema, brrrRRRRRRRRRRR Dropping into 2? 4th? gear because I'll go..faster? uh, RRRrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR fufufufufufuf<--that's me turbo sound there, into the seat aaaand HOLY CRAP HE'S...really filled out.
The Diesel has a neck hard core enough that if you tried to chop his head off with an axe the handle would break. He's normally pretty buff yeah? well he "buffed" up for this movie it seems because he's either gotten fat or been pumping a fair amount of iron. Like scary man. Anyway moving on....
It's a petrol head film, no knowledge of cars required, actually it might be better if you go in without one. Where did his driving shaft just go, why isn't it on the bottom of his car? His windows are tinted, not tinted, tinted, not tinted... hi stunt guy. Driving through the tunnel was awesome the first time so we'll do it again but this time we'll make things explode. Several cars were mortally wounded in the making of this film.
There was obligatory "womenz" shakin their "Booty" around and makin' out on each other while the men stood around looking buff and mean and roping them in three at a time. Peeps waz gangsta, the original "crew" from FatF1 had come back for this one and of course they start the film off with a bang; Yeah I'ma explode me a petrol tanker.
Next we'll have a race in city traffic yeah...no. For people who love their cars they sure like smashing them into things and are on a serious mission to explode their gearboxes for whatever reason. My car is heaps sexy yer? Welll..... SMASH! AHAHAHHAHAHA!
There were some lolz to be had though. Some nice little jokes way back to FatF1 but yeah. My favourite "Of Course*eyeroll*" scene was between Dom's sister and the Cop. Now, these two have been fighting. Dated in FatF1 but didn't work out cos the Cop's a Cop. So anyway she comes home with groceries, sees them working on the car, gets upset and goes inside, he follows Dom stays workin' on the car, Cop follows her into the kitchen, says "Hey" and grabs her shoulder, she turns around and she's crying, he kisses her, and queue the sex on the kitchen bench.
Like seriously.
They don't show the sex scene but she's up on the bench taking off his clothes with the cop between her thighs and her dress riding up. Damn, cos I know that's the first thing I do when my exBoyfriend the cop says "hey" to me when I'm sad. Good Gravy. And of course they knock the groceries aside! *eyeroll*
Predictably after watching this movie I was driving home and cars (crappy cars) were speeding by me high on explosions and engine revs, their red P plates glaring at me as I cruised on the speed limit and didn't make the lights. A couple of ks up and I see the flashing of police lights and my good friends who made the amber light are done for speeding. BWHAHAHAH!
I wonder if the amount of speeding on roads increase after each screening of the FatF4...