My birthday cake is in the kitchen, but I CAN'T EAT IT. Because... my family is out delivering newspapers.

AUUGGH.

I was looking for my lost kitty Phanter in the woods today, and there were these really sinister trees that grow only thorns that grab at your clothes and face. They're called mesquite trees, and I fear them ( Read more... )

We were on our way to the store, and... I saw a rooster crossing the road ( Read more... )

... Visited my new school and ran all over the state for no apparent reason ( Read more... )

I'm leaving Monday ( Read more... )

Sorry if I scared you all! The move was postponed for the unpteenth time because the #^%^%*&^*^% moving company won't get off their BRasses ( Read more... )

I don't know when I'm leaving. Friday, I guess, because the moving truck's not here, but my parents are so in control of this move that they have no idea what's going on ( Read more... )

Hi, everyone. I have comandeered my next door neighbor's beautiful laptop. It is the most awesome thing on the face of the earth, in my opinion ( Read more... )

That's where I'm moving, to freaking Texas ( Read more... )

I have to update fast, because I only have twelve minutes before the librarian kicks me off the computer ( Read more... )