You're one of my new favorite people. You're all witty and stuff. I'm surrounded by mental mice so I kinda tackle anyone who shows signs of intellect on sight. Quick. Say something smart.
in other news: i'm so sorry I can't provide you with entertainment right now, but I'm deathly ill (i must have given at least five people typhoid today) and am rather in no mood to be your dancing monkey. get back to me in a week or two when my shittyass immune system coupled with jetlag and not NEARLY enough caffeine or drugs. or caffeine and drugs. on the upside, you get to watch my I's fluctuate (i learned recently it's not fluXuate, despite previous [apparent] misconceptions) between leetle i's and Big I's.
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And I can think of a use for that oral fixation....
...melting icecubes into water so you dont get dehydrated.
That and kissing.
Congrats sweetness.
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Come on, I need this.
Or something.
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in other news: i'm so sorry I can't provide you with entertainment right now, but I'm deathly ill (i must have given at least five people typhoid today) and am rather in no mood to be your dancing monkey. get back to me in a week or two when my shittyass immune system coupled with jetlag and not NEARLY enough caffeine or drugs. or caffeine and drugs. on the upside, you get to watch my I's fluctuate (i learned recently it's not fluXuate, despite previous [apparent] misconceptions) between leetle i's and Big I's.
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