Pimpology Volume 2 (Rules 5-8)
A continuation of your pimp lesson...
Rule #5 - Open Your Ears - The Halls Of Education Calleth
The Don has dated ladies that were younger and older. Beauty has no age limit, but ugly is a tie that binds at birth!
The Don finds that going to your local college provides you with a source of up and coming ladies. Get to know the young crop!
A tip to remember, you’ll need to update your wardrobe so you won’t look like some pervert strolling around the campus. However, stroll with confidence and don’t be afraid, this is the best way to keep your list of ladies fresh!
Rule #6 - The Rating System
The Don touched on letting your lady know where she stands (#1, mistress, booty call, baby mama, etc) in my first book. How do you figure out what position she should hold in your life? The Don keeps a notebook with a rating system. This has been top secret for years, but the Don is willing to share his information with my brothers in the name of pimpdom!
Rating Scale
1. Body (In clothes) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
2. Woowho Skills 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
3. Body (Naked) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
4. Looks- Monet or Beauty 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
5. Creativity w/ woowho 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
6. Cooking 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
7. Humor 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
8. Status Committed (4 pts) or Single (10pts)
9. Hygiene 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
10. Intelligence 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Total Score ________
I find this works very will when ranking your ladies. In case of a tie, test their woowho skills again and then move the ranking as needed.
Rule #7 - Identify Your Strengths and Weaknesses
You can read my books all day long, but if you don’t know how to apply the skills I’m teaching, you will be wasting your time. You must identify your strengths and weaknesses and improve on them all. The Don’s strength is romance. He can wine and dine any woman and they run to his bed.
But some out there are not so lucky! Let’s take Adam*. He was a porky young fellow that was interested in a cute redhead at school. He read my first book and sent an email to the Don for advice. The Don told him to lose weight and change his appearance. He said he had great eyes and I told him to get contacts. He did the things the Don suggested and let’s say, his stock has risen!
Another young fellow, Martin*, that just didn’t know how to make his dates with Maria* extra special. He said he was good a creative fellow, enjoying singing. The Don advised him to be cool and take her to dinner. After, I told him to try karaoke. That went so well, that Maria was quite wooed and gave him a bit of woowho in the photobooth!
Pimps, this can be you too!
Rule # 8 - A Section For The Women That Are Pimps Too
Now don’t be fooled men. Women too are reading my books as they have some of the best pimping skills around! These women are called Pimpettes! The Don likes lady pimps because they understand the Don and his lifestyle and I understand theirs.
Take Kaylee* for example. She is dating the Don and my buddy Danny*. Danny is quite oblivious to this fact, showing the skills of Kaylee.
She was cleaning Danny’s house but mentioned that she was about to lose her home. Danny offered her the chance to move in with him and his family. She only has to help with his new kid (and few minutes of fun when the wife is away). Kaylee has achieved a high level of pimpdom that includes free room and board!
Now that’s what being a pimp is about! She also has stretched out her wings and has met others that she can call on when little Danny Jr. gets annoying. See how this works! I give two thumbs up to the female pimps everywhere!!
In closing to all the pimps (and pimpettes), the proof is in the pimping!
Your list may start out small with only 2 or 3 conquests. But don’t be discouraged. Take your time, develop your pimp
skills and you too can excel to the levels of the Don! Keep at it!
Until we meet again, may you woowho in peace and pleasure!
