Farewell Mortimer - Obituary by The Don
You all know me from my famous Pimpology books. The Don wants to take a moment to pay respect to a good man. In honor of the oldest Pimp in Plesantview, the Don wants to honor Mortimer Goth. (Real names used since the Mort can’t sue me now!)
Mortimer and I didn’t end things on great terms (there was that whole debacle about me dumping his daughter at the altar and all). However, he did read my books and is a pimp worth mentioning.
Mortimer Goth, son of Gunther & Cornelia Goth, was born in Plesantview, Sim State some 75 days years ago.
He married sometime in his adult life to his first wife who was really the HOTNESS, Bella Bachelor-Goth! (She was so hot that The Don might have considered settling down with her. I stress “might” have.)
Bella, spit out two kids: Cassandra and Alexander (who is currently a rising pimp junior in college).
Bella mysteriously disappeared years ago, leaving behind Mortimer and the kids.
I promise, I had nothing to do with it as rumored!!!!
Gray hair and all, Mortimer was able to open doors to even better opportunities. I say to have married a hot, young thing like Dina Caliente, he was an ultimate pimp.
Mortimer was fortunate to have impregnated her twice (thanks to those purple pills).
Dina and Mortimer’s first child together was Monique. Unfortunately he passed before the birth of their second child, Mortimer Goth, Jr.
Even though he did have that one “episode” where he said the “Great Social Bunny” came to be his friend, Mortimer was a sound citizen of Plesantview.
He excelled in the field of science, becoming a top notch Mad Scientist.
According to Dina, he was also great fun. She laughs remembering when Mort began to forget to pay the bills and the repo man came. They just giggled and had a pillow fight. (The Don likes pillow fights too, great fun with the ladies.)
Mortimer used his time on Sim Earth wisely and loved his family dearly. He wanted to see all his kids grow up, but unfortunately he died during Monique’s birthday party.
The Don is here to say, Mort’s wife will be well looked after by her two kids and of course, the Don. (I care!)
His money will be well cared for too, especially as Dina redecorates.
So, I say farewell to a true playa to the end. May you find a cozy home in playa heaven.
Mortimer leaves behind to mourn: wife Dina Caliente-Goth; children: daughters Cassandra Goth-Dreamer (husband Darren Dreamer) and Monique Goth, sons Alexander Goth and Mortimer Goth, Jr.; grandchildren include Aaron Dreamer, Joseph Dreamer, step-grandson Dirk Dreamer.
Rest in Peace -Playa!