Donny's Testimony from the Pimpology Series
The Don has helped so many lives through my writings. I decided to share a testimonial with you from my good friend Donny.* Preach on brother, Donny, preach!
Hi, my name is Daniel Pleasant Donny Pheasant. I want to tell you all how great the Don’s advice has been in my life. See, my life hasn’t been easy. My wife was more interested in money than in me.
My daughters, golly, they are twins but very different (one was such an angel and the other was on the road to burst hell wide open). I was on the verge of a breakdown, but then I met the Don! Folks, he saved me!
Right before his first book was published, the Don sat me down and gave me a good “talkin’ to” as he called it. He told me all about women. Things I never knew! He even pointed out the opportunities that I was missing out on.
He reminded me that I’m an athlete and athletes get ALL the action!
So the first step to my renewal (as Don called it) was looking to see what opportunities were around me. I did mention that my maid was a pretty lady. The Don encouraged me to get to know the maid…REALLY KNOW her (in the Biblical sense)!
He asked if she was a good cook and I had to admit she was great! The Don said that was a major plus in his book (literally). You better by golly believe I followed his advice! I started discussing cleaning with her, then life, you know, philosophical and all.
One day, Kaylee jumped me and I showed her the real Donny! **giggles**
Soon after, life took a turn. My wife lost her job and was quite hurt.
To feel better, the Angel Twin took her for a makeover! Gee, she came home looking really swell. I felt things that I hadn’t in a long time when she was around.
That really heated up our bedroom life. Weeks later, our girls moved to college. Don gave me council again. This time he suggested I set some goals to distract myself (something else mentioned in his first book).
So what was my goal - to have a boy! I know folks, you may be saying “What was he thinking! Gosh darn, aren’t you kind of old!” The Don said that too! You have to understand. I love children and we previously knocked out two kids in one shot. One day the wife and I got a bit frisky and I found out my boys haven’t lost their aim.
Sure enough, 3 days 9 months later, Donny Jr.* was born. Go Donny!
After Donny Jr. was born, Kaylee convinced me to have her move in.
She wanted to help out with the baby.
Amazingly, my wife, Maggie Sue* agreed. Maggie and Kaylee had become friends and watched the soaps together.
The Don really supported Kaylee’s move, saying I could have what he called “booty calls” anytime.
I told the Don how I had two great women in my life and a new kid. He told me that was not nearly living up to my potential. He suggested I kick it up a notch and find some “action” outside of the house. The Don is really such a caring guy!
He took me to a party one night where I met this sweet lady named Shantel.*
She’s from the Virgin Islands but the Don said there was nothing “virgin” about her! **giggles** Boy was he right!
Shantel and I took things slow. I spent time with her almost every day.
Well, then things progressed. I guess my “boys” were excited about Donny Jr. because they brought another surprise my way with Shantel, our son Steven.*
I sure do love kids!
The Don thinks I should try stretching my wings more with even more ladies. I agree.
Gosh darn, why not!
In the words of the great movie actor Simmy Stewart, “It’s a wonderful life!”
To all the men out there, I know the Don’s words of wisdom can really help you reach your full potential too.
So I part saying, don’t be afraid. My story is real.
Pimpology Worked for Me!!!!