PART 2 -PIMPOLOGY101 ON OKRA
Okra: Welcome back. Now Don, the ladies want to know the real deal. Do you see yourself settling down at all?
Don: Okra, if you’ll be mine we can get married right now if you’d like!
Okra: That’s one of the sexiest proposals a woman can get! Stedham may have to step up his game! (giggles)
Don: Seriously, marriage isn’t for me. I’ve said it in my books and how can you settle down with just one woman when there are so many out there waiting to be adored for their beauty.
Okra: Don, there have been rumors going around about you being married. Is there any truth to that?
(Audience Member: “NOOOOOO” )
Don: I won’t lie to the ladies here, but yes, I did get married for a short time, thus the ring I’m wearing. Just ignore it, it’s a formality, a minor thing. As I said in my very first book, you can be overcome with feelings for someone and it causes you to do crazy things, like say, “I do.” I have quickly come to my senses! Monogamy can be so boring!
Okra: A little birdie also says that you have children. How true is that?
Don: Yes, ladies. I’m a lover and a father. I have three wonderful children that I adore. My twins Danielle and Donald and my sweet baby girl Darlene, they are here in the audience today. They will grow up to be fine pimps too one day!
(Audience member: “That’s sexy Don!” )
Don: So are you young lady.
Okra: While we all catch our breaths, we’ll take a quick break. When we return we will get to meet Don’s best friend, the infamous Daniel Pleasant.
(Commercial Break)
Okra: Today, we’ve really gotten to learn quite a bit about Don Lothario, author of the inspiring book series, Pimpology 101. Now, I want you to meet a man that says the Don literally saved his life. Welcome to the show, Daniel Pleasant.
(Audience Member: Preach Brothers, Preach! Run dat pimp game, yo!)
Daniel: Gosh, thank you Okra. You look really smashing in person.
Okra: You are such a charmer like Don. Now Daniel, you’ve had quite a love circle I guess you could call it. Your wife, your maid, and then an outside love interest. Tell me how the words from your wife and maid changed your life?
Daniel: I never meant to hurt my sweet wife, Mary-Sue. Her words really opened my eyes to the pain secrets can cause. I learned to open up and talk about dating other women. Kaylynn and I went our separate ways, but I still like meeting new ladies. I am just loving life! I’m so happy to watch my kids grow and their god-father, the Don is such a great sport! He has taken time to talk with my sons to guide them in the pimp game. I think he should be up for saint-hood.
Okra: The Don really has led an inspiring life. I’ve been told that you too have received some fame after the books came out.
Daniel: (giggles) Gee, I wouldn’t consider myself a celebrity. I’m still just the average Daniel who’s a well-known athlete. I have received tons of invitations to parties and meet a lot of pretty ladies. I really have to thank the Don for helping me get this status. Golly, it wasn’t for him my life would still be so boring but now it’s filled with excitement. I’ve been getting plenty of action!
Okra: How have your children fared with all these changes?
Daniel: My sons are great with it and learning a lot. My twin girls have had different reactions. Angela, took it the hardest but we’re working to patch things up. She’s not with the whole “pimp game,” but we’ve talked and I hope she’ll see that these things happen to adults. Our daughter, Lilith, on the other hand has come to me for tips on how to meet guys. She says her theme song has something to do with milkshakes bringing the boys to our backyard. Whatever floats her boat, she’s happy and pimping really swell.
Daniel: I sure do love my kids. It’s so “pleasant” being a Pleasant (snort).
Okra: Thank you Daniel. We’ll be right back.
(Commercial Break)
Okra: Today we have been talking with Don Lothario and learning about his Pimpology 101 series. Our show is coming to a close and I want to share a few more minutes with the Don.
(Audience Member : “I love you Don! Screw being a Bond girl, I wanna be Don girl!”)
Okra: (laughs)
Don: Thank you Okra. It really has been a pleasure being with you today. I hope you will offer me the favor of your time one-day in the future. Please Okra, come a bit closer to the Don, it’s so lonely on this big couch.
Okra: Mercy, Don don’t try anything or I won’t be able to finish this interview. (giggles) Don, in these final moments, do you have any tips to give the audience on how they too can be pimps?
Don: Yes, of course. I think everyone in the audience can be a pimp. You have to know yourself and your potential. Not everyone can have 20 or 30 ladies or men in the beginning. New pimps should start off slow. You’ll make mistakes, forget names, and get caught. Remain encouraged and know there is a flock of pimps out there willing to help. Remember to give yourself daily pep talks saying things like: “I am a stud at woowho and all the ladies in the world should know it” or “I am hot, young, and successful. Any man would be lucky to be with me!” The first source of positive affection should come from your own confident pimp-self.
Okra: Beautiful words, just beautiful.
Don: Oh Okra, don’t cry.
Okra: I hadn’t planned on tearing up. It’s just wonderful to meet someone that wants to help the world find happiness. What can we expect next from the Don?
Don: Oh, I have a great many things planned. I’ve been studying history lately and found several men and women from the past that can qualify as pimps and teach us a few tricks of the trade. I have found out that a tabloid plans to release a book about me soon, but everyone don’t read too much into it. You know people will hate on your pimp game. There is so much more to the Don and I have so much more to share.
Okra: Don, thank you so much for coming to my show. It has been a pleasure.
Don: Oh no, Okra. Not only was the pleasure mine.
Don: Before I leave Okra, I think I spied some mistletoe! Who are we to deny the Christmas spirit!
(Audience Applause)
Okra: Okay, I may pass out. Yes, ladies his lips are as soft as they look! Thank you all for watching, I’ll see you tomorrow.
Don: Come on up ladies to get your holiday Kisses!
(Voice Over - Tomorrow on Okra: The Dangers of Falling Satellites)
I hope you enjoyed the Don’s interview with the wonderful Okra. I can’t wait to give you more pimp tips in the future. Until we meet again my pimps and pimpettes, Happy Holidays.
May you find love under your trees in the form of all your ladies and fellas.
And Remember : Let the Haters Hate While You Date Their Mates - The Don.