The Parker Legacy: Generation 3.1
FAIR WARNING: Over half this post is toddler spam.
Toddler spam and unacceptable motherly behaviour. . . GET AWAY FROM THE POT!
LEAH ACHIEVED PLATINUM ASPERATION!!!
She copmleted her LTW (golden anniversairy) AND got that other life bar full!
Is she awesome or what?!
Amber wanted to study about parenting, apparently she wasn't told about the
adult content and graphic pictures.
Travis: *baby voice* You are green! Yes you are!
Luna: It's #B8DEA3 you stupid earthling!
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CALLING YOUR BABY GREEN. ASSHOLE.
That's right, appologies and surrender.
Travis: But now I stink!!!
Amber it's cute that you want to help and all but maybe you should just change
her diaper?
Amber: **shhh shhh it's okay I read this in a book**
Amber are you sure you know what you're doing?
Amber: **shhh shhh it's okay I read this in a book**
Ambe-
Amber: **shhh shhh it's okay I read this in a book**
So did you read that in a book too?
Grampie can't sleep sometimes it's okay, just ignore him.
Someones watching youuuu (but she's a gorgeous someone)
LOLZ! It's okay he wtotally did her.
Leah realized she could play piano again, now she won't leave it alone!
Maxx took up Stephens spot on the bed. Because he's great.
She got out of bed to lecture the baby. . .
Amber: Now. No poopies in our diapers! You cry before you're going to, call me,
and I will bring you to the tolilet. This is not acceptable.
AWES!
Stephen: WHY WOULD YOU PUT A WALL HERE?! NOW I CAN'T TALK THROUGH
THE TREDDY LIKE AN IDIOT TO MY SON!
Stephen: Did you just do it to hurt me =(
MAXX FOUND A PLAYMATE!! THEY BARK AND PLAY TOGETHER AND STUFF!
Travis tends to spend the entire day in his boxers for no apparent reason...
Travis: THEY GIVE ME MORE ACCURACY ON MY SHOTSSSS!
BIRTHDAYSS
So she might not look like much now, BUT JUST WAIT!!!
BIRFDAY TWOOOOO
NICOLE AFTER HER MAKEOVER!!!!!! *GLOMPS HUGGLES TACKLES GLOMPS*
LUNA FTER HER MAKOVERR!! *TACKLES HUGGLES GLOMPS GLOMPS*
*MEANINGLESS NICOLE SPAM STARTTTT*
*END MEANINGLESS NICOLE SPAM*
*MEANINGLESS LUNA SPAM START*
*END MEANINGLESS LUNA SPAM*
Luna: Whatcha doin'?
Nicole: Drawing
Luna: Oh.
Luna: LOLZ!!! You call that drawing?! Watch the pro earthling.
Luna realized she couldn't draw =(
Luna: You may have me this time earthling...
Luna: LOL!!! CUBES!!!!
LOLZ! IT'S OKAY NICOLE DID A VICTORY DANCE!!
OMG *RUSHES TO SPAM NICOLE*
*END NICOLE SPAM*
Luna: I will decipher you're hidden meaning of attack using my alien
senses. YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME!
Luna: LOLZ!!! OMG!
*watching note float away*
Luna: LOLZ!
Awe! Grampie Stephen potty trains!
AWE SO DOES STEPHEN! (If you couldn't tell those are his legs, duh)
GET AWAY FROM THE POT YOU'RE FRICKEN PARENTS!
Are dead from the cuteness yet?
I know I am!!
SKLHFSJLLHASODFHLAJEKRN8OWHEQNRKLJASD;FHOLAJNDF
Apparently I don't feed my simmies... or Nicoles just trying to be an attention whore.
Maxx: WTF?! BITCH!
Maxx: *walks away*
Nicole: LOLZ.
She's still trying to use her alien senses on the toddler items...
She's failing miserably.
GAWD THEY'RE SO CUTE RAWR! That's love guys, that's love.
Nicoles a whiny bitch... I'm not gunna lie for her.
BUT SHE'S SO CUTEEEEEEEEE
So.. does this mean she's puking up the dog food? Or that it's now orbiting
her and declaring her a god of somesort? Or is she an x-man?
*crosses finger for x-man, THEN SHE CAN BE PART OF THE X-MEN*
*GLOMPS*
Travis: *Sprints to limo* DON'T WORRY! I WILL CONTINUE TO WRECK HAVOCK WORLDWIDE AS A SUPER VILLIAN WHILE MY WIFE AIMS TO BECOME CAPTAIN HERO! I'M NOT WIMPING OUT ON YOU DON'T LEAVEEEEE!
Now THIS is a messed up family. Mommy and Daddy try to kill eachother off, then come home and do adult things cause violence is sexy. *thinks back to that scene in mr.&mrs. smith*
Don't worry about it. Being addicted to crack is perfectly normal and safe! . . .
Simelly: *worries about simmies*
Amber: GUESS WHOSE CAPTAIN HERO!?!?! YAH! THAT'S RIGHT! GUESS WHOSE GOING TO
BE SEEING DADDY AT WORK and in the bedroom TOMORROW?!
Simelly: *whispers to amber*
Amber: What? So I'm not captain hero?
Simelly: It was just a promotion. . .
Amber: ...
GLKHASDFIL THEY'RE SO CUTEE!!!!
This is love guys, this picture should be in the dictionary under love.
Nicole: *stares at spikes*
Nicole: Daddy I'd like to get out now! =D
*BOTTLE SPAM START*
Luna: but.. but.. earthling..
*END SPAM*
*gigggle*
AWEEEES I LOVE LUNA!
Luna: Now that we're alone, what is the significance of the high chair to your existance?
Travis: =O awee, =) you said highchair!
Travis re-recognized his piano abilities too!
*CUTEST PICTURE EVER. THEIR FORHEADS ARE TOUCHING!!!!!!*
Nicole: Daddy why are you dressed so funny today?
Travis: Because during the day I try to kill your mom, and other innocent people, steal and scare the crap out of the government! =D
Nicole: Down. I WANT DOWN.
Nicole: Hey Maxx you want this!?
Maxx: no.
Nicole: =(
Travis: Come on Luna, come here, just like your sister did!
Luna: *looks through wall* Now tell me, what is the purpose of that yellow lamp.
S;LFHSALJA;L YAY GRAMPS!!!!
Simelly: NOW you're captain hero.
Amber: =( the jokes gone now.
LEAH YOU'RE SITTING IN SNOW. IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
Leah: *too high to notice*
YAY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Amber: WOOO, Travissss! Call me!!! ;)
Simely: . . .
FKLAJSDF;LKASJDUH;FASJDFNAK I LOVE YOU NICOLE!!
Awe, Stephens such an awesome Gramps!
Trais: Dad I can't see!
Stephen: Quiet.
LUNAAAAAAA!!! =D =D =D
Leah: Our genes made some good grandkids! *shoves hands trough back*
LUNA AFTER HER MAKEOVER!!!!!
NICOLE AFTER HER MAKEOVER!!!!!
Nicole: THE ALIENS ON MY COMPUTERR!!
Luna: Earthing. =D You've come to accept your fate or distruction.