The Parker Legacy: Generation 4.2
Alright.
Now I know I said the Parkers were bugged. And boring to play. and blah blah blah.
But turns out now that I'm simming again I REALLY missed them. :(
SO.
I moved them out of the old megahood, out of their lot, into the new megahood (it has Belladonna cove and is where all my other legacies and families currently are) into fantasyrogue's lovely legacy house (because as I've mentioned before I have no creativity and a very low amount of patience), and turns out, they are just fine and work perfectly!
Kind of. I installed Gunmod's Radience Light System thing and I'm noot sure how it's working out... every morning they wake up missing their bodies and I have to go to the neighbourhood, and back into the lot for them to come back. Not too bad, but a little annoying
So I've been playing them non-stop and I figured I'd give you a little update because I'm just so darn excited and I hope you are too!
Now, these first set of pictures (I'll tell you when it ends) are from their old lot.
Not really sure of what was happening, last time I played it was sometime in september 08'.
Captions may be lacking but just hold on for a few pictures!
Old makeover of Nicole. Thought you'd like a refresher of who you were dealing with.
Poor Brandi Broke. :(
This is what the Parkers will do to you!
Brandi: It's not safe! No ones safe! Not safe!
Nicole's still at it.
You'd think she'd learn after having a kid she doesn't take care of to keep her legs closed.
But no.
Nicole: Do you like custom content? Cause you'd totallly look good in this dress I have... I could help you into it if you want...
Brandi: *cringes at the sound of her voice*
Nicole: :O
Maybe the words finally spreading huh Nicole?
Erin, just in case you forgot how unbelievably adorable she is.
Which I know you didn't.
Nicole: No really! It's a nice dress and-
Brandi: *continues to cringe*
Erin sweetie? I know your mommy isn't exactly around,
but could you please not colour on the table?
Nicole: Okay I didn't want to have to be this obvious. But I think you're amazing.
Brandi: You what?! :D:D:D
Nicole: and I got you this rose I conveniently found behind my back to prove it.
Brandi: *smitten*
Nicole wins again... *grumble*
So everyone decided to ignore Erin (or the lot froze and when I checked back to see if it was unfrozen) and eventually she grew up with a scowl on her face and early aspiration failure for growing up bad.
Way to fail Parkers.
Erin: I HATE YOU!
Simelly: :O
Erin after her makeover.
I LOVEEE her.
I wish she had Nicole's nose though.
Another one of her in all her pre-teen beauty.
Erin: I'll draw on the table again! You just wait!
T_T
Surprise Surprise.
Someones pregnant.
AGAIN.
She doesn't look too happy.
Maxx grew up and turned into an old dog!
He's still the best dog around...
Now for some spam of Erin and Travis being the best grandpa EVER.
(and cutest)
L;KAJSFHSLAKDHFLASKFHSALAKJDSMLF.
ALRIGHT STOPPPPPPP
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Actually, you don't really need to stop.
I just wanted to inform you that this is where I started playing again,
new neighbour,
in fantasyrogue's lovely legacy house,
as well I installed Gunmod's Radience Light System which I'm not too sure how I feel about yet.
In the day time I LOVE it, night time, not so much.
Let me know what you think.
Anyways, enjoy. :)
Just moved into their beautiful conveniently already made Legacy House!
(once agan, made byfantasyrogue )
It's a good thing I started over! Erin looks as if she's about to enter the zombie world!
Nicole and her slight makeover. (Zoom in on her pregnant tummy!)
Nicole and her slight makeover!
Everytime Nicole goes outside she pouts like a crazy person.
Nicole: *sniffle sniffle sniffle*Why *wimper wimper* the paper *sniffle wimper*
Nicole: Is this what you want?! You want the paper!? *sniffle wimper wimper sniffle sniffle deep breathe*
I'M NOT MAKING YOU PREGNANT.
Nicole: *sniffle sniffle wimper soft cry sniffle wimper wimper*
O.o
Naturally when ones parents screw up thoroughly... the child turns to man's best friend!
(Thank god they have a dog)
Yes yes we all know Nicole is a whore, don't gie her the saitsfaction of being the center of your world!
Nicole: Erin, I'm having another baby!
Travis: *my daughter is an idiot*
Erin: Grandpa said you're a whore cause you have babies without being married.
Nicole: What?
Travis: *headdesk*
Travis: No no, I said your mommies a very special kind of Artist... Who uses her body... to... make art.
Nicole: :D
Erin: But what about-
Nicole: ERIN DON'T MOVE. Grandma Leah wasn't lying! There's a floating bubble above your head!
Nicole: ANYWAYS. I WAS THINKING WE SHOULD BUY A PLANE.
Travis: *headdesk*
YOU'RE SO CLOSE! KEEP GOING MAXX, KEEP GOING!
Nicole: ERIN NO DUMB FACES AT THE TABLE.
Erin: *minus minus*
Table: *silent*
Naturally, Nicole was getting desperate for sex again.
So when the welcome party came she was first to the door.
Nicole: But he's old!!! :(:(
Do you want sex or not?!
Nicole: :(
At least we know everyone thinks she importnant, too bad they have important storylines.
Apparnetly Nicoles rusty.
Luis: NO. NO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY OF YOU YOUNG PEOPLES RANDOMS AND BAMBLES AND HOOHAA'S...
Nicole: *stretches* This ones gunna take some work. *deep breath*
Nicole: WHAT YOU NEED IS SOME LOVE...
Nicole: SOMEONE TO HOLD YOU AND HUG YOU AND CARE FOR YOU...
Luis: Love?
NIicole: LOVE!
NIicole: High-five for love!
Luis: *doesn't know what to do*
Nicole: I got an idea! Why don't you take that weapon of mass seduction hiding in your pants there, and explode my mind?
Luis: :|
Nicole: I really don't have all day.
Luis: I love impatient people *hearts hearts*
I'm gong to say Luis is falling very quickly for Nicole...
HOW DOES SHE DO IT?
AWE! Well Travis loves her. :)
What a great Grandpa. (with zero nice points I might add)
WTF ERIN?
THAT WAS YOUR OWN DAMN FALULT.
I'm warning you!!!! Don't you ruin this!!! I'll take you out of the running for heir!
I bet you can guess where they're going.
Just thought I'd point out what wonderful house entertainers the Parkers are.
The two guests Nicole cisn't allowed to seduce.
And no one pays attention to them.
K fine go 'woohoo'.
Did he remember his Viagra?
Nicole: I BOUGHT SOME JUST IN CASE!
Luis: *does a riding motion*
Simelly: O.O
So they move to her parents bed to *do the deed*
Nicole: But.. but you're really ... gross. :(
Nicole: :(:(:(
Relationship: *minus minus*
Luis: WHATEVER. I DON'T NEED YOU OR YOUR LOVE.
(For those of you who play halo. Yes, I'm covering up their sexy parts with double kills.)
ZOMG.
AUTONOMOUSLY BEING A GREAT GRANDPA.
I LOVE YOU TRAVIS.
Erin: *epiphany* So this is what being love feels like.
Naturally, Luis may not have needed her but she needed him so they tried one more time.
In a different bed...
Not hers I might add...
Nicole: I was JKing before! LOLZ, tricked you. April fools!
Relationship: *plus plus*
25/20 (btw)
Of course when Amber came home from work her immidiate worry was not the unattended house guests,
but the Sickly Trees.
So she told him the tale of the elephant.
Amber: They're SOOOO big! They could CRUSH you!
cause that's going to make it feel better...
Travis: *still spinning*
o.O
Once done the deed, she said goodbye to Luis.
Of course.
At least she made the bed...
Still spinning.... o.O
The much too dark lighting *ponders*
He knows what she did.
Erin decided to stand beside Amber for quite some time.
I was wondering what give son her stalker-ish attitude...
RIGHT.
Erin: *casually pulls skipping rope out of god-only-knows where.*
LOLZ AT SKIPPING FACES.
That ol' flame is still burnin. :).
Nicole decided to pick up her love for fitness again.
Should pregnant people sprint?...?
Erin... you're going to a public school..
Not a military academy...
I really really don't think that's good for the baby.
Nicole: *I MAXED MY HOBBY AGAIN!! :D:D:D:D:D:D
Fish run from Nicole.
LOLZ.
I don't know how to feel about this.
Mind you, Player of the Year in one day...
Kind of impressive.
Pop #2!
Erin: *casually picks wedgy*
Erin: A B+?
Erin: But I'm athlete of the year. :(
LOLZ. She brought home Annabell Grant.
My other legacy family. Strange.
WAIT WAIT REWIND.
ONE MORE TIME.
DID YOU SEE THAT? SHE JUST PUT IT WHERE IT SHOULD GO. THIS IS SO WEIRD!!!
I LOVE YOU PARKERS.
Okay so that was kinda too cute for words.
Erin: LOOK I'M A LADY BUG *wiggles hands*
Erin: No?
Annabell: *scoff* You didn't look anything like a ladybug.
Erin: If you were in a movie, I wouldn't watch it.
Relationship: *minus minus*
Erin: AND IF YOU WERE IN A BOOK I WOULDN'T READ THAT EITHER.
Relationship: *minus minus*
Erin: OR IF YOU WERE EVEN IN A PICTURE, I WOULDN'T LOOK AT IT.
Relationship: *minus minus*
Erin: *PANICK ATTACK* I'M ATHLETE OF THE YEAR YOU KNOW!!!!!
Relationship: *minus minus*
After her mental break down we all took a little break.
We now return. :)
Erin&Annabell: Rock, paper, scissors!
Erin: *paper*
Annabell: *scissors*
Erin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Erin: ...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ya. Travis Juggles.
Beat that.
As well, Nicole discovers she's good at meditating
I sent Amber and Travis to relax together.
Travis: *scowl scowl*
Travis: *scowl scowl*
See? Travis just needed to get laid.
... Maybe that flames buring a little TOO bright.
PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON GUYS.
Nicole wanted to meet someone new.
She didn't try to hard with this one.
Housecoat and all.
Townie: Hey aren't you the one that totally needs counselling in love?
Nicole: *stares* Does it look like I need counselling in love?
Apprently "sarcastic bitch" is hot.
...soon after
26/20
Townie: You are mine now. You will love me and only me.
Townie: *is serious*
Travis: Why don't you get a real job!
...
...
...
Who ya talking to there champ?
Ball of steam?
Wow Travis.
You're daughter tells a joke about your wife and you think it's funny enough to plus plus your relationship?
Good grief.
WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE PEOPLE AND WHEN WILL YOU PUT ON CLOTHES NICOLE!
Townie: Hey! Aren't you that girl who hooks up with everyone?
Nicole: YES! That's totally me!!
Relationship: *best friends best friends*
*rolls eyes*
I'd make that face too if I had to sit on the floor to do my homework.
Why can't
You're completely missing the window Erin.
Nicole: shoo-flee!
Baby: Shit.
It's a girl!
Bethany Parker
Skin: s3? (like her other mother)
Eyes: Green (like her other mother)
Hair: Brown (like her other mother)
Her colouring is a copy of her other mother (Jane Stacks for anyone who forgot)
I'm hoping her facial features resemble Nicole, but who knows!!
Is that affection?!?!
...
Hope you enjoyed the update and missed them as much as I did. :)
(Warnings: 200+ pics, permiscuity, bad parenting.)