Zombie meme

[simianpower]

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.1. A lightsaber, because they never run out of juice. Lacking that, the hip-mounted swivel cannon from Aliens

Comments

[riffalike]

The correct answer to 3) is Massad Ayoob.

[madkingludwig]

1) Machete.
2) "Cantus" - Faith and the Muse
3) Henry Rollins

[rev_e]

Axe.
Barra Barra by Rachid Taha
The Walken

Zombies

[fdmts]

1. Katana
2. "Bodies" by Drowning Pool (alt: "Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie)
3. Jet Li. I hand him the katana and run like hell.

[dionysus1999]

Does a 20th level cleric count as a weapon?