simianrex

Be jealous of me.

simianrex Jul 18, 2008 16:56

I just bought the Captain Hammer Shirt.

MOTHERFUCKING GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY

simianrex Jul 16, 2008 10:01

Here's the deal ( Read more... )

So, I've decided I really need to get my own place. My current living situation is less than ideal, and though I absolutely love the people I live with, it's just too damn far from work ( Read more... )

Zombies!

simianrex Jun 05, 2008 15:22

Stolen from theclaireZombie meme ( Read more... )

fucking zombies!

Come on...seriously?

simianrex May 19, 2008 15:59

Don't tell me you need the money,

and then wait two weeks to deposit the check.

Research

simianrex May 12, 2008 16:30

Ladies: What kinds of bad experiences have you had with inexperienced men? Someone too eager to please, without any real clue of what he's doing? Someone who thinks they're the physical embodiment of the kama sutra ( Read more... )

Seriously.

simianrex Apr 21, 2008 13:16

Fuck the majority of faire people.

More later.

One Word Answers

simianrex Apr 15, 2008 17:47

Stolen ( Read more... )

On the topic of forgetfulness.

simianrex Apr 08, 2008 10:18

I've never been a spiritual person. I've never prayed to any god ( Read more... )

Reason.

simianrex Apr 04, 2008 14:39

I've found mine.

Have you found yours?