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simmons_sir Apr 05, 2008 15:23

Next weekend, another round of Grifball. Sign up now. Need to blow off steam.

Grif, I JUST got the last of that flowery scented goo out of my mechanical parts. Why do you do things like that to me? I mean, yeah, I know why you do it to Donut and the Blues... But I'm your commanding officer now and really I thought we'd gotten past that. I hear there ( Read more... )

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simmons_sir Apr 02, 2008 11:41

GRIF! Goddamn it! I know you're responsible for this. Now my metallic parts are covered in... goo. Flowery scented goo. Ack! This is going to take HOURS to clean! You better hope this doesn't damage anything. As soon as I'm done cleaning this, I'm going to kill you.

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simmons_sir Mar 30, 2008 21:23

Sir, um... I haven't really heard from you recently and all. And I've been trying to find you, I have some things to talk to you about, sir... Did I do something wrong, sir? Are you mad at me? I promise to fix whatever it was, I'm sure it was Grif's fault. It always is.

If you're not too angry with me or busy, sir, the things I needed to discuss ( Read more... )

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simmons_sir Mar 28, 2008 03:44

Back to normal. FINALLY! God, being a woman is not for me. I'm completely happy with my male genetaila thank you.

Um, Grif, Donut, I ok'ed another member to go on our team. I'm in charge since Sarge isn't around so you guys... well, you don't really get a say. Gunnery Chief Ashley Williams is the newest Red. And, um, feel free to send her to the ( Read more... )

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simmons_sir Mar 23, 2008 19:56

Why this? Why now? I was just getting into a good position with SOLDIER and talking that Washington guy into working with us... And BOOM, I'm... I'm a woman. This doesn't make any sense. The gods must hate me. I must have done something wrong. I just don't know what though. I thought I was doing everything right. It seemed like everything was on ( Read more... )

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simmons_sir Mar 22, 2008 03:43

GRIF! Goddamnit! I don't know how the HELL you did this... Actually, I'm not sure this is even physically possible! What the fuck did you do to me?! I take a nap and wake up as a fucking WOMAN!? WHAT THE HELL!? You've pulled some pretty off the wall practical jokes before, but this? This is... How the hell did you even do this? Ah man. I hate you ( Read more... )

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simmons_sir Mar 21, 2008 17:41

Agent Washington, I work for a company here called SOLDIER. It's pretty similar to the army back home only... well the commander, Zack Fair, is much better at running things. I'm his second in command. Well, I guess that was official. We'd like for you to come work with SOLDIER. It pays ok and with your training... Well, you' d be really valuable ( Read more... )

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simmons_sir Mar 19, 2008 00:41

Donut, stop telling people things that aren't entirely true. Ok, well you can tell some people things that aren't entirely true, but not someone who could be sent by Command. Washington said you told him some of the things on that list. God, I'm starting to wonder who pays less attention, you or Grif. And are you still unemployed? Didn't I tell you ( Read more... )

command, washington, donut, sarge, zack, grif, simmons in charge

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simmons_sir Mar 11, 2008 22:53

Things are going so well. Well, I suppose, moderately well. Yes, moderately well. I mean Grif's still around so things can't be spectacular. I haven't really seen him in a couple of days, I'm sure he's just monkeying about somewhere. That'll change soon. I'm pretty certain I can find something for him to do.

Also, Zack, sir, is there a current list ( Read more... )

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simmons_sir Mar 10, 2008 15:07

Sir, I'm sorry for not reporting in earlier, sir. I've been... feeling a bit under the weather. But I'm much better now...

I noticed we aren't working for ShinRa any more. So, we'll be a free standing, contract based company? Not that I have a problem with that, sir. I'm willing to follow your lead. I'd like to offer my help actually. Should you ( Read more... )