The Mrmpfle Legacy: Chapter 2.10
warnings: language, mature themes, doll cruelty
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Last time on the Mrmpfles: The Mrmpfles moved to Georgia Falls, I built a new house in many painstaking hours, Cupcake continued to be obsessed with all things food related, Freckles and Markus grew up without anyone noticing, Markus got a moustache and a job, and Squishy continue to be, well, Squishy. Oh yea, and there was a baby named Pumpkin.
Cupcake: *in a squeaky voice* Oh hi husband! I'm so glad you're home. I missed you so much. Ohmmoomomomo kissy kissy!
Pumpkin: *stares*
Cupcake: What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Pupmkin: Cupcake! You silly! You doing it wrong!
Pumpkin: You pull the head off! Then they fear you!
Pumpkin must really hate her dolls. She's so violent with them.
Squishy: God Pumpkin! You make so much poop for such a small girl.
Because of the move, Peanut lost all her positive relationship with her partner and now her little job moody faces are angry at me all the time. So she invited her new partner to the park behind their house (that I so totally did not build because I wanted a cool space for them to all hang out because they had a crappy little backyard. Nope. Totally not at all.)
Markus is still ghostbusting and trying to look super sexy whilst doing so.
Markus: They ghosts are easier to catch when they're disarmed by my dashing good looks.
Freckles takes the opportunity of Markus being at work, Gage being searching the galaxy, Peanut being out, the kids killing playing with dolls and Squishy being Mr. Maid to relax and play some video games. Her face is so adorable. I love it.
Pumpkin: Hey Cupcake?
Cupcake: What? You're not going to hurt me are you? I'm not a doll Pumpkin. Please don't hurt me.
Pumpkin: I love you.
Cupcake: Oh...I love you too.
Anna: *wibble*
Gage: Wow. Are neighbours are into some freaky shit.
Okay, by searching the galaxy I meant, he hasn't given up on being a weirdo creeper.
Squishy: *sigh* No one else ever does anything around this house.
Sad Robot: I was going to do the laundry but I have no arms or legs :(
Pumpkin: OMG! Where do you go!?!
Cupcake: BOO!
Pumpkin: *squeals in delight*
Pumpkin: Oh my lanta you're magic! Do it again!
I love these two. They're so cute.
Cupcake is such a sweetheart. Seriously. He loves everyone.
Freckles: You going to bed?
Cupcake: Yup and I just wanted hugs ^_^
Peanut's partner came over after they finished their game at the park. I think she might have the childish trait.
June: Oh my Mr. Bunny, you are well endowed...
Cupcake is so much more innocent with her horsey.
Gage: ooohhhhmmm. If I meditate at the game console, it will let me beat that last level on Halo Reach ooohhhmmmm.
Markus: So, babycakes. I was thinking. We should go on a date, just you and me, later today. A nice romantic dinner and day out on the town. Does that sound good?
Freckles: Aww Markus, that's so sweet! I'd love to do that! We can get Squishy to babysit!
Squishy: YES! Fuck you Dad! I beat it before you!
Squishy: Wait. Did she just say babysit? Dammit. I've seen what that girl does to dolls.
Freckles: Markus, we went out to a fancy restaurant. I put on my best dressed, you put on a tie, and you ordered a hot dog?
Markus: What? I like hot dogs!
Markus. He's pure class.
But he's lucky to have a lady like Freckles, because she didn't really care. After lunch they went for a romantic walk through the classic town when Markus pulled her to a stop in front of the town hall.
Markus: Freckles, can we stop for a minute? I have something I want to talk to you about.
Meanwhile.
Squishy: On the one hand, Freckles is probably never going to ask me to babysit ever again. On the other hand...my fucking living room is on fire. Shit.
Completely unaware that their house was on fire with their children in it while Freckles' wildly unstable brother was watching said children, Freckles and Markus were still enjoying their romantic afternoon.
Markus: Baby, you know I love you. I mean, we've been together for year, had two children together, and you got pregnant while we were still in highschool. And don't get me wrong, at first it was great. I got sex whenever I wanted and all my friends were all "Brrooo! High five dude! Your babe is a fox maaaan!" but then we had Cupcake and he was always crying and pooping and he was so small! And fragile! And I had to like, worry about him and shit. But I loved it. Being with you has been the best thing in my life, and having Cupcake and Pumpkin is the best thing I've ever done. Now I want to do the right thing, and I want to make you my wife.
Markus: So Freckles Mrmpfle, will you marry me?
Freckles: Omigoshomigoshomigoshomigosh! Yesyesyes! Of course I will!
Freckles: eeeeee I love it! I'm so happy! I'm so happy I'm even going to ignore the comment about your neanderthal friends high fiving you for knocking me up omigosh we're getting married!!
Back at the homestead Peanut and Squishy were also being excited. But in a far less positive way.
Squishy: Why is this happening to me! D:
Peanut: Oh my fuck Squishy! This is not just happening to you!
Squishy: I WAS HERE FIRST OKAY! THIS IS MOST TRAUMATIZING FOR ME!
Cupcake: He. Is the coolest guy. Ever.
Cupcake: You are totally my hero. I totally want to be you.
Fireman: Hey, you can totally do that kid. You could be a fireman too.
Cupcake: Okay, and how do I be you?
A few hours later when Markus and Freckles got home Cupcake cornered his mother in the kitchen to tell her about his new hero.
Cupcake: Omg Mum you won't even believe it was so cool the whole living room was on fire and it was like PCHEEEWWBLAMO! and then the fireman came and he was all like PACHEWCHEW and totally put out the fire and he was like so manly and cool and man I totally want to be him when I grow up it was SO COOL!
Freckles: Did you just say there was a FIRE?! Omg. I'm going to kill your uncle.
Cupcake: Oh. Look at that.
Freckles: *sniffs* The tv is on fire again isn't it?
Cupcake: Yea. It's so cool.
Freckles: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT SQUISHY! NOW PUT IT OUT!
Squishy: Omg! I'm fucking trying!
Peanut: The only sane child left the house! WHHHYYY???!!!?
Markus missed all of this. Shortly after coming home. He left. By shortly I mean, pretty much right away. So he was busy fighting ghosts while the rest of his family was fighting fires.
With the whole "living room of death" thing under control, Cupcake could settle in to do his homework, with Freckles' help of course.
Freckles: Oh hey math! I was always really good at math.
Cupcake: Really?
Freckles: Or was it science? Hmmm. I can never remember...
Cupcake: That's not really helpful Mum.
After helping Cupcake with his homework Freckles wandered off to the bathroom.
Freckles: I thought I had to throw up but this robot painting is so soothing.
Freckles:Oh god! No it's not!
Freckles: *projectile vomits into the toilet*
Yup. You all know what this means. BAAAABBBIIIEEESSS!!! :D
After work Markus stopped by Porkchop's house.
Markus: So what have you been up to lately Porky?
Porkchop: Okay. Don't call me Porky. And you know, working. Not much. Certainly nothing illegal. I mean, haha! I'm not a criminal. You know? *shifty eyes*
Anna: He totally is. He works at the warehouse. Who would have guessed?
Markus: Well. That's not suspicious at all. I totally believe you.
Porkchop: Good. I am glad to hear that. So what's up with you?
Markus: About the same. Working. Oh! And I'm marrying your sister. *thumbs up* Want to come to the wedding?
Porkchop: Of course! I'd love to. Unlike Squishy, I always liked you.
Markus: Yea, that's cool. Anyway, want to see something awesome?
Porkchop: Not...really?
Markus: Yea you do. Check this bad boy out!
Porkchop: What in the hell is that?
Porkchop: It's fucking AWESOME!
I love how excited sims get about that thing.
Markus is so adorably swoony all the time.
Gage likes to threaten the couches into submission with his kung fu skills. You know. It's an important part of having evil minty fresh couches.
Cupcake: So...I was wondering. When can we have another fire? I want one. It would be cool. Maybe that fireman will come back.
Freckles: Well honey, we can't just set the house on fire. It's not...normal. But, I have exciting news for you.
Cupcake: Are you having another baby? If you are. Can we set the nursery on fire? Then the fireman have to come even faster.
Freckles: *cough hack splutter* Uhm. You've been spending too much time with your sister I think.
Cupcake: Most likely. Wow! These pancakes are delicious.
After breakfast Freckles popped. I like that portrait Freckles looks suitably nervous about this situation.
Since she's popped, I decided it was time for the wedding so that Freckles could look good in her dress before she got too BABYfull.
Freckles: Porky! I'm so glad you could come. I know this is a little, last minute, but you know. *pats belly* with a baby on the way...I just. I don't want to be fat when I get married. You know?
Porkchop: Totally dude. Good job on getting knocked up again.
Freckles: Hey thanks! I try my best.
Cupcake made a friend at the wedding. I think this is Ying Jericho by but I can't be sure. He's bald and seen from behind. How should I know who he is? Anyway. Cupcake has like, no friends aside from his mum, his sister and his gran. Seriously.
Cupcake: My sister likes to rip the heads off of dolls. She says I play wrong.
Ying: Well you do. If you're not hurting things, then you're doing it wrong. God. You're not one of those nice sims are you?
Cupcake: N-n-no?
Wedding time.
Squihsy: Seriously. I so don't get this. Why is she marrying that douchebag?
Peanut: Squishy. Now is really not the time for this. You should be supportive of your sister, like your brother is. He's even crying.
Porkchop: *sniffles* I'm not crying. I just had something in my eye. It's just...it's so beautiful!
Markus: With this ring, I devote myself to you and your rocking bod until death do us part.
Freckles: I do have a rocking bod don't I? I love you Markus.
♥
Porkchop: I just love true love! *sobs like a little girl*
Aawww. I miss Porkchop :(
Even Peanut's partner got into it.
June: It's so ~*romantic*~ I just want to get married. Hey! You! Want to get married?
Kitty: Yup. This would make one bitching picture.
Peanut: I'm glad they're finally married. It just feels better considering I have two and a half grandchildren.
Porkchop: They are a beautiful couple and they have beautiful children and they will have a beautiful life together! *more sobbing*
Meanwhile.
Gage: I feel like I'm missing something really important right now...
Markus: ♫ Freckles! You're a hottie. You've got a smoking body. Freckles! Your hair is like the sunshine. Your smile is like a good wine. Freckles! Freckles! You are an awesome mother. And a pretty kicking daughter. Freckles! Ohwhoaoh Freckles!♫
Squishy: You know you're stuck with this guy now right? I could uh, take care of that for you.
Freckles: No that's okay, I'm happy to be stuck with him.
Ying: Omg you're not nice at all! I hate this game it suuuucks!
Ying: When I catch you, I'm going to do something evil to you.
Cupcake: *gulps*
Freckles: Hey sweetie. Didn't want to play with that Jericho kid anymore?
Cupcake: No. He scares me a little. Food has always been a much better friend to me.
Finally it's time for Pumpkin to grow up. God. It feels like it's been forever! Toddlers are cute and all but shit are they annoying.
Freckles: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear you say mean things about my daughter.
The maid was the only one who was really in to it though. Let's be honest.
Markus: I am starving. Seriously. What's for breakfast?
Squishy: Is something happening here?
Squishy: Has anyone else noticed that kid sparkling over there?
Squishy: No seriously, she is really sparkly. What is this? What's happening?
Freckles Portrait: *worries*
Pumpkin: Listen here. I am the cutest, sweetest, most adorable kid this shitty little town has ever seen. Everyone here will worship me like the goddess I am. *smiles sweetly* heehee! I'm so cute! :3
Anna: *blinks* She grew up into the hot-headed trait. I really hope we don't have another Squishy on our hands...
And that's all for this update! I hope you guys enjoyed it. I mean, wouldn't it be silly if I was all "HOPE IT SUCKED LOLZ!" That would be. Stupid. Anyway! Next time! I never do this so you're just gonna have to wait. heehee! ♥