The Mrmpfle Legacy: Chapter 1.4
Hello again! Man I really wish I was better at updating regularly. ><
Anyway! Last time with the Mrmpfles. Uhm. Some stuff happened. Peanut had her baby and then dueled with her husband. *nods* That's the most important stuff.
warnings: same as usual. Bad language, bad jokes.
Peanut: Hello little squishy babe. How's my baby boy? Did the move scare you?
Move? You might be asking? Yes. Move. Saskan Harbour was borked beyond hell and I couldn't play it anymore. So I had to move them to Riverview. Saaaad days.
But they got a new, cute little house out of the deal.
Here it is from the top-down view. Top left is Gage and Peanut's room, under that is Squishy's room. Living room/foyer, then two bathrooms, and the kitchen/dining room.
Gage: I feel like this cost a lot of money. *grumble grumble*
Gage is very frugal...
Gage&Peanut: *slurp*snort*
Squishy: OH GOD MAKE THEM STOP I'M HUNGRY!
Gerry made the move also. Of course.
Gerry: 'sup new house
Gerry is a fish of few words.
Peanut is still working on her martial arts skill. I'm not even really sure why. I just like it. It seems very powerful.
Peanut: I am queen of all that is ninja.
Gage: *swoons* Ahhh. Such a beautiful day. The sun is shining. The grass is green and freshly cut. The flowers are in the bloom. The bees are buzzing and the birds are chirping.
Anna: Someone broke Gage 0_0
Gage needs to get his garden back up so I sent him to steal borrow some veggies from the local grow-op. Oh wait. "Community garden".
Pfft. Yea sure. I live in Canada and the community garden near me sure doesn't have any beans growing there.
Peanut levelled up again.
Peanut: I told you. I am queen of all that is ninja.
Peanut: And parenting. ^^
As an aside, I love that animals set from the store. It's too adorable for words.
Gage got caught borrowing from the local cartel. *cough* I mean garden...man.
Gage: Listen. I didn't know I couldn't just borrow your veggies mmkay? It says "Community Garden". I am a member of the community! THEREFORE *busts out debate class stance* I have a right to these veggies. Just as much as anyone else.
Garden Man: *in a Mr. Rogers voice* Okay well. All I'm saying is. Do it again. And I'll break your legs. Mmkay? Are we clear?
Gage: Uuhh..perfectly.
Gage scurried on home pretty quick after that.
Peanut: I see you watching me there. From the window.
Anna: Shit! *whistles innocently* I do not know what you're talking about...
Despite scary Mr. Garden Man's threats of limb breakage Gage still made it outta that garden with a nice little score. So I set him up with a plot of dirt and let him dig around to his hearts content. :)
Speaking of hearts content.
Peanut: I cannot wait to steal some shit.
Peanut: Hee hee hee! I'm so badass.
Gage: ...
Peanut: ...
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Peanut: ...
Gage: ...
Peanut: ...
Peanut: What the fuck dude?
Anna: ...A+ guys. A. Plus. Poor Squishy. With his little flaily arms and yellow plumbob.
Gage: Omg am I doing this right? Does this go in here?
Squishy: *noms furiously*
Gage: Laaaadies. *wink*
Her husband is hitting on phantom women and she's burning pancakes. Again. Good job Peanut.
Peanut: Fml.
This is Squishy's babysitter. He...creeps me out.
I feel this is hugely inappropriate.
Babysitter: *eyes up Squishy*
Babysitter *stalk stalk*
Anna: SERIOUSLY STOP IT! D:
Gage: ...
Gage: I am so gonna collect the shit outta this rock.
Peanut: So anyway! She was all "OM NOM BABIES!" and I was all "Bitch! Back the fuck off my fetus mmkay?!" And he was all "DON'T EAT OUR BABY!" and I was all "I'LL DO WHAT I WANT! GOD! STOP BOSSING ME AROUND!"
Stranger: I'm sorry. What are you doing in my house and how did you get in here?
Peanut: LOL! Ikr?! Bitches be crazy.
Creepy evil monkey is gladdened by the angry red plumbob of doom.
Babysitter: Ah love. How I love thee.
Squishy: Save me now.
Gage has learned his lesson and now only steals vegetables from his neighbours. I just hope Mr. Garden Man doesn't live here.
Peanut has found herself a kindred spirit in this woman. ♥
Gage is still pretty much master of the kitchen.
Gage: I love you.
Peanut: Mmm waffles.
Nah just kidding. They're still madly in love. :D
...why is there a floating bowl at Squishy's birthday party? o_0
Oh. Right. Of course. It makes perfect sense that it's creepy babysitter. And that he's wearing that shirt..
I do not know who this girl is but if she's in any way connected to creepy babysitter then I want her gone.
Oh yea! Gah! *facepalm* Bad narrating or what? But, in the words of Robert Downey Jr. You see another narrator around here? No. So pipe down.
Peanut works in the police force criminal career track something something ramble. This is her partner. His eyes scare me. And his name is Darren.
And this is her boss. For some reason they hate each other.
Peanut: Listen. I know I took the blame for that shit that went down with Darren. But I hope you can forgive me. I'd really like for us to have a good working relationship.
Boss...Woman: I don't even care. Where's the cake?
Gage: So. You work with my wife eh?
Darren: Uh. Yea. She's my partner.
Gage: Mmhmm. Partner.
Random Woman because Anna can never remember anyone's name: LOL! He's totally way manlier than you!
Gage&Darren: ....
Gage&Darren: *gigglesnort*
Gage: Oh you!
RWBACNRAN: What the shit just happened here?
BIRTHDAY FACE! :D
Clearly your guests just do not give a shit. >:( bastards
Clearly Peanut gives too much of a shit.
Gage: I'll kick this baby into toddlerhood!
Peanut: YAY! BABIES!
Guests: DUDE! DIAMONDS ARE THE SHIT!
OMG WHERE DID HE GO?
Squishy: Here I am. *creepy stare*
Anna: Eeee :/
Boss Lady: FINALLY! CAKE! Can I sit here?
Long-haired dude: You have a nice house. Can I live with you guys?
Gage: *ignores*
Boss and LHD No. Seriously.
Anna: Yes Squishy. I completely understand how that orchid is preventing you from getting to the dresser. No. Really. It makes perfect sense. Thank you for that.
Anna: I'll forgive you though because you're too cute for words. ^^ *huggles*
TODDLER SPAM! :D
And with that little spammage of this bundle of cute I'll end this update. Sorry again that it took so long and I hope you enjoyed!
Thanks as always to everyone at SWG I know I'm not around as much as I should be but I love you all dearly :) ♥