The Mrmpfle Legacy: Chatper 3.08
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previously: The twins got grounded, Muffin was yelled at constantly, Tickle and Boinky grew up, Kaleo was being difficult about the twins' plan to date him, Freckles joined Markus in old age, Pea was a bitch and finally moved out, Muffin became a smokin' adult and Tickle and Boinky aged up once again.
We'll start this chapter with Fluffy smiling gleefully. Why is he so happy?
Obviously.
Fluffy: I just...I really love blowing stuff up.
Of course, after blowing up a few pieces of public property Fluffy got a warning. Go figure. It's cool for him to fire-bomb his neighbours but a public school? Honestly. That's just hypocritical. Either he can blow it all up, or he can't blow anything up.
Everyone else:
Fluffy: Property destruction gives me an itch to break it down. Drop a beat yo! Skeleton you are my friend, but you are made of bone. And you have got no flesh and blood running through you to help protect the bone. Skeleton we have been friends for years, and you have seen me through some trials and tribulations and some tears, but everybody thinks I'm weird.
Anna: ....*blink* That. Was not what I was expecting.
Back at the house Claude was falling in love with her own creation.
Claude: Look at those chiseled abs.
And Boinky was being summoned by Tickle.
I know some people hate the IFs, and to be honest Boinky is my only one, but the run does give me a kick. Not gonna lie.
It turns out Tickle had been saving a potion his father made him.
Boinky: So, you think this will make me real?
Tickle: Totally.
Boinky: I don't know, it smells kinda wonky.
Tickle: Trust me, would I ever do wrong by you? Would I ever hurt you?
So Boinky took the plunge and drank the suspicious liquid.
She should've known something was wrong when Tickle started laughing maniacally.
Boinky: So. It was all just a practical joke? Thanks asshole.
Tickle: No! I actually thought it would work! Dammit! I'm going to poison my father horribly. Listen, I promise, I'll figure it out okay? We'll make you real. For both of us. Honestly, my parents are starting to talk about therapy. They think this is weird.
Yup. There's nothing weird about having an imaginary friend when you're 16. Just sad.
Freckles is half a point away from mastering charisma so she spends a lot of time practicing speeches in front of the mirror.
Freckles: My point is only this: Why not Zoidberg? Why. Not.
The gnomes are still kicking around. I've learned why the vampire gnomes are swarming like locusts though, and it's not cause they are murdering my regular gnomes. So Roboty the Robotron gets to live a normal, spy-free life now.
Since it was Muffin's birthday just recently Claude decided to give him a gift. It's the same flame fruit plant they've been cycling around as gifts since the beginning.
Muffin: Oh thank you! When I gave that to Panda I thought I would never see it again.
Claude: Nope, she gave it to Pebble who gave it to Markus who gave it to Freckles who gave it to Fluffy who gave it to me. It's back at the beginning. Enjoy it baby.
Speaking of the twins. We haven't even seen them yet.
Panda: I don't know Peb. Do you really think this is a great idea?
Pebble: Yes! It's a great idea! Fuck that place! Don't you think it would be fun?
Panda: ...Not really. No.
Pebble had a master plan to prank the school. He is not a good student. Panda on the other hand, tries very hard to be a good student.
Panda: Oh man, I hope we don't get expelled for this.
Pebble: Are you seriously doing homework? You're supposed to be lookout.
Panda: It's karmic balance okay? Did you finish?
Pebble: No. I ran into a janitor, so I bailed. We'll come back later.
The next morning Muffin woke up early and had an epiphany.
Muffin: I know exactly what I need in my life to be happy.
Cue "awwww"ing now.
What did Fluffy do with his extra hours of wakefulness? Yea. He blew shit up. It's fun okay? Don't judge us him.
The line up in the kitchen in the mornings is pretty brutal, so Pebble decided to go look cool and edgy while sitting on the swing like he didn't care.
Of course, Tickle decided to come out so they could talk.
Tickle: Hey, I was just thinking. I know you have this reputation as like, the weird, kind of moody twin=
Pebble: No I don't. I'm the cute, carefree twin.
Tickle: No you're not. You're the weird, creepy, moody emo twin.
Pebble: Listen! I don't know where you're getting the information but that's not me okay! I just think that authority is over-rated and that no one but Panda could ever truly know me. Is that emo? Is it?
Tickle: It actually is! I was just going to ask your advice since you're my older brother and I kind of look up to you but now I know you're nothing but a big, weird, emo-y old loser!
Pebble: *gasp* WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?
Boinky: This is great. You tell him Tickle!
Tickle: I said that you were a loser. An old loser. You've lost your touch grandpa. I'm the new, cute, weirdo in town.
Boinky: I HAVE A GLOWING BALL ON MY HEAD! TEE HEE! IT'S SO COOL!
Boinky is not the master of attention.
Pebble: Oh. It's on bitch.
No one messes with Pebble. He'll bitch slap you.
Boinky: I..don't even know what to do.
Tickle and Pebble officially became enemies that day. I don't really know if Pebble wants his evil brother against him, but at the same time, I don't think Tickle wants to face the fury of Panda if he ever hurts Pebble.
Oh yea. Muffin gets to graduate!
Obligatory Markus and his cane/bad ass mullet shot.
I just want to go on the record and say that this was a horrible experience. Muffin sat in the two seater car waiting for the other 7 people living in the house could get in, all while smoking in the sun.
When they got there the place was packed with people.
My favourite non-main family sim was there. Jenna Mrmpfle, daughter of Porkchop and Kirby and one of the cutest, sweetest sims ever.
Jenna: Oh my. My vampire cousins and second-cousins aren't going to like being stuck here. Oh, someone should help!
Claude got a little emotional after her oldest graduated.
Freckles: Jenna! Hello, how're your parents? I haven't spoken to my brother in awhile.
Jenna: Oh. Hello Aunt Freckles. Uhm. Haha. My parents are well thank you.
Honestly, her awkward shuffling endears her terribly to me.
Pea apparently also graduated today. Good for her.
This is where the picture showing that Muffin graduated with honours would be if I hadn't fucked up. Let's all just pretend okay?
Muffin: Fuck yea! I'm a free man! Go class of '11! [insert other graduation cliches]
Muffin: Oh man, I don't really feel to great.
Muffin then promptly passed out. As previously mentioned. This was a horrible experience. Muffin and Fluffy nearly died.
Pebble and Panda ducked out after Muffin's graduation. Pebble had unfinished business at the school.
Freckles kind of got stuck at City Hall, she's a four star celebrity now so she's kind of a big deal.
Gary: Omg! It's Freckles Mrmpfle! You're like, my hero! You're like, the coolest rockstar ever!
Freckles: Gary. I'm your grandmother. You know me. I send you a check for your birthday every year.
Gary: YEA BUT YOU'RE SO COOL!
Panda: So. How'd your prank go? Did you set it up?
Pebble: Yea. It was kind of less satisfying than I thought it would be though. Oh well, lets go home. I'd rather be mean to Tickle.
Panda: That's cool.
Tickle: What the hell?
Tickle: I'm going to hurt him. In true villian style, I will make him pay!
I don't know why Pebble and Tickle are so at odds with each other. Pebbles always getting mood swings and Tickle is just. Well. He's evil.
Peanut: Hey!
Peanut: I'm watching you.
Peanut can be a real creeper. I love it.
She's a pretty bad ghost though. She just likes to come and play video games or nap.
Remember how I said that Fluffy and Muffin almost died?
Yea well...
Freckles: I think I might be dying.
Claude: OH GOD NO! DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN! I'M SUPPOSED TO GO FIRST!
Meanwhile, downstairs, Markus was yelling at Panda for reasons that are totally unbeknownst to me.
Panda: Grandpa, I didn't take your socks! I swear! I don't even wear socks!
AHA! TRICKED YA! No, I didn't actually. Fluffy died. And then I said "OH HELL NO!" And exited without saving. Cause I mean seriously. Fuck that noise.
By the way.
Markus is booing himself. Clearly, he's never met his awesomeness.
Panda wants to be a Creature-Robot Cross Breeder so I decided she could start in on the garden. Did I mention that already? Who knows. Point is. Gardening!
Frances: Hey, Panda?
Panda: Oh hey Frances! You're looking good! I was surprised you left before Muffin's birthday the other day. He was pretty upset by that.
Frances: I know, it wasn't my choice. I just...had to go for a bit.
Panda: I get that. I'm just saying. If mine and Pebble's boyfriend did that we'd never forgive him.
Frances was a little worried by what Panda said, but he couldn't do anything about it. He just had to go find Muffin.
Frances: Wait. Did she just imply her and Pebble are dating the same guy? This family. Honestly.
Frances: Muffin. Hi, look, I really need to apologize and talk to you.
Muffin: You're right. We do need to talk.
While they are talking, can I just point out that in one shot there are 5 vampiresses and then Roboty the Robotron. 5 of them. 5.
Muffin and Frances weren't the only ones having serious talks outside. Tickle had gotten hold of another of those special potions and he was hoping that this one would work better.
It didn't.
Boinky: Tickle, listen. I really appreciate what you're trying to do and all but I just don't think it's meant to be. I'll just be like this forever, and you'll be the only person I can talk to. Don't get me wrong, I love talking to you, but it sure can be lonely.
Tickle: Hey, you're my partner in crime, my nefarious sidekick, the Vader to my Emperor. I promise, I'll make this work.
While Tickle and Boinky were getting even closer, Muffin was asking Frances something really important.
Muffin: Frances J. Worthington, will you marry me and move away to some quiet town with me? Away from all this craziness?
Frances: *gasp* Omigosh! Of course I will!
So Frances moved in and they began the wedding plans. As if anyone thought that this wouldn't happen.
Of course, awkwardly, it turns out that Frances is one of the twins' teachers.
Frances: Pebble! I may be your future brother-in-law but you can't take advantage of our relationship! You have to come to class on time!
Speaking of awkward. Muffin decided to have a bachelor party and this was the turn out.
Squishy came and it looks like he finally got old. I don't know how it is that he aged slower than Freckles, but he did.
Muffin showed up looking like a pimp. Of course.
And then this dude showed up. Yup. Half naked sexy firemen. It's definitely a bachelor party.
I just want to point out that Markus is still the most awesome person to have ever lived.
Markus: Damn straight. I may be crazy, but I am one bad ass mother fucker.
Back at the bachelor party it was time for the rest of the very straight men at the bachelor party to stand around awkwardly while the male stripper danced his little heart out.
Porkchop: I'm here for my great nephew. I just...I don't feel right about this.
Cupcake: Whoa. How is he doing that with his leg?!
Muffin: He's a professional. Let's just say that.
Porkchop: Hey Muffin, I just wanted to say congratulations, I'm sure you and Frances will be very happy together.
Muffin: Thanks Uncle Porkchop.
After that things started going down hill. Everyone was starving.
Muffin: Uncle Porkchop, don't do what I think you're gonna do!
Muffin: Oh! Hahahaha! Ohhhhhh you!
Muffin: Haha! That was pretty funny, but seriously though, do that again and I'll cut you.
Remember how earlier I was saying that Markus was a bad ass mother fucker? Well guess what! Sometimes they pee themselves!
Markus: Oh man. I am so embarrassed.
It was apparently that time in the night when the groom to be strips down to his underwear and starts dancing alone while his guests crowd around the bar begging for food.
Then some random dude sprayed Squishy with champagne and the party came to a grinding halt when Squishy threatened to break both his legs. It is Squishy. He's still a hot head.
GUESS WHO FINALLY GOT A BABY!GNOME! OH YEA! IT'S ME!
So what. I'm exceptionally happy about this. Whatever.
So are my other gnomes. They threw an improptu part of their own.
Fluffy: Whoa. What's happening here?
Fluffy: I can feeeeell~ the power!
Fluffy finally managed to cast a successful spell.
Freckles: Hell yea! My son is like Harry Potter!
It was a spell to make everyone happy.
It didn't work on Pumpkin.
Pumpkin: THIS BITCH IS IN MY WAY!
Pea: Hey uncle Porkchop.
Porkchop: Hello Pea.
Pea: *whispers* You're looking really sexy in that suit.
Porkchop: *whimper* Oh god.
Pebble: Kay! You actually came! I wasn't sure if you would or not!
Kaleo: Hey Pebble. Yea, I wasn't sure if I coud, I mean...it's a wedding at night. My mum didn't want me to come cause of school and all that, but I convinced her.
Pebble: What's weird about a wedding at night? *blink*
Pretty much everyone in this family hates Pea. Cupcake hasn't even met her.
Pea: You got your shot in big brother, but that's it. You get one. Say something else and you'll regret it.
Panda saw Kaleo was here and she greeted him a little more enthusiastically than Pebble did. He didn't mind either way.
Markus: I thought the green skinned one was with the boy. I'm confused.
This wedding was a bust. I mean. It was a complete disaster. No one would sit down, no one could get to the backyard.
Markus and Freckles kept making out under the arch. Frances and Muffin couldn't get anyone settled down.
Markus took his shirt off at one point.
Then he started crying uncontrollably while the women all swooned like this was the most beautiful non-wedding they'd ever seen.
Pebble also started crying and I don't really know why. I guess he's just a big softie inside.
But, problems aside.
Frances and Muffin finally managed to get married.
Which, let's be honest, was their destiny from the moment they first met. As messy as it was, it was a perfect Mrmpfle wedding.
They even got cake.
Of course, the whole wedding took about 12 sim hours and for at least three of the people there, they were standing in a death trap.
And then Muffin passed out from sun exposure.
But really, all in all, it was a perfect wedding.
Frances: Oh dear. I should really get him inside.
Frances waited in the living room for Muffin to be feeling better.
And when he finally came down they could really enjoy being married.
Muffin: What do you say we go upstairs and celebrate. And then we can get the hell out of this place. I'm thinking. Sunset Valley? Maybe Queenstown? Wherever you want to go baby, just say the word and we're there.
Frances: I love you.
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And that's where I'll leave you. On the high note of YAY MARRIAGE! :D Well, I know this was long overdue, but I have another update ready to go soon so hopefully I won't disappoint you anymore. *sobs*
Well, that got awkward, so I'm just gonna say goodbye and leave you with this:
