The Mrmpfle Legacy: Chatper 3.09
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previously: Mainly, Frances and Muffin got married and then moved out to Apaloosa Plains. I don't remember what, if anything, else happened. Oh yea, Tickle tried to turn Boinky real.
As soon as Muffin and Frances moved out I got this pop-up. He is truly amazing! Glad you recognize this game.
With a little more space in the house the twins decided they could spread out a bit. Let their freak flag fly.
Pebble: You know, I can't wait for Kaleo to move in with us. It's going to be awesome. Should we plan a wedding?
Panda: I don't think we can get married. I don't know. We'll have to figure something out.
Since Frances and Muffin moved out, Tickle was hoping there was enough room in the house now that the potion would work on Boinky. I think Boinky was still a little hesitant.
And of course, Tickle immediately starts cackling, which I doubt is very comforting to poor Boinky.
In the other room, entirely unaware of what was happening just next to them, Claude and Fluffy were beating each other senseless with pillows.
Claude: Hahahahaha! I hope none of our children are getting up to any weird shit!
Fluffy: HAHAHA! THEY PROBABLY ARE! THEY ALWAYS DO!
They were. Fluffy was right. Mrmpfles don't know how to be normal.
Anyway, everyone, meet the new and improved Boinky.
Boinky: All that spinning and lights and bubbles really made my head fuzzy. WHOA HANDS! THIS IS COOL!
Boinky: LOOK TICKLE! I CAN CLAP! AHAHAHA!
Tickle: You can also hold my hands, properly now.
Boinky: Oh Tickle. I don't know how to thank you. I quite like being a "real" sim now.
Boinky: I mean it. Plus, now that I'm a real sim, there's a lot more that we can do.
And so they did. As long as she doesn't get pregnant, I don't care.
Markus is still enjoying Muffin and Frances' wedding since it involves sweet, delicious, leftover wedding cake.
My gnomes are still taking names and kicking ass. Although, one of the old gnomes doesn't like how the other is always showing off.
The day I don't find these two autonomously hanging out with each other will be a miracle.
Pebble: Hey, do you wanna see something cool?
Panda: Wait. What are you doing? This doesn't look good.
Panda: OH GOD! I WAS RIGHT! NOT GOOD!
Pebble: LOL WASN'T THAT SO COOL?
Panda: I'm going to be sick. I'm literally going to be sick.
Panda vetoed any and all daredevil behaviours so Pebble decided that the see saw was a good compromise.
I don't think Panda agrees.
The twins have been having trouble getting Kaleo to the house. Stupid SP and giving people stupid jobs that keep them from doing stupid things like hang out with their stupid boyfriend/girlfriend combo. Anyway, point is, Fluffy is getting better at magic so he thought he'd summon Kaleo for the twins.
Fluffy: FEEL THE POWER OF THE ALMIGHTY FLUFFY!
Fluffy: Shit. That did not go as planned. Shit.
Pea: Wha?! How did I get here?
Pea: Fluffy, you are really going to regret this.
I hate her so much. Damn her!
We had to do things the old fashioned way to get Kaleo to come over but it's still not going to go well.
Markus: Huh. Do you see these sparkly things too?
Markus: Oh my! Isn't this interesting?
Everyone including Anna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *crying forever*
Markus: Heehee, I'm see through!
Panda: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US?
Pebble: You sir, are a dick.
Grim: *sigh* Everytime. I'm just trying to do my job and I get hated for it.
Kaleo: I knew I shouldn't have come over today.
MARKUS! NO! That is the wrong reaction!
Markus: YAY! DEATH!
Markus is taking total glee in this and everyone else is sobbing. Myself included.
Even Grim himself isn't happy about this!
Markus: Please! Take me with you! Death is so exciting! I can float through walls and posses things!
Grim: You're a strange man Markus Mrmpfle.
To make matters worse, right after Grim took her grandfather, Panda had to go and pee on the floor.
Panda: Oh god. I am so heartbroken and embarrassed.
The only good thing to come out of this was that Kaleo was there to pick up the broken pieces of Pebble.
Even Boinky was heartbroken, and she barely knew Markus.
Tickle pretends to be all evil and heartless, but deep down, he cares about his family.
Panda and Pebble were so upset that they decided to have an impromptu jam session.
Freckles was at work when Markus died so she really appreciated the twins' music. She stood there and cried all night.
There was also a lot of this going around the house.
well, except in Panda's case. She just screamed her grief at Pebble. Who took it like a champ cause he's the best brother in the world.
Markus passing away reminded me that Claude isn't a spring chicken either and I decided that Panda would start taking on some of the gardening responsibilities. Truth be told, I think she enjoys having something to take her mind off of Markus.
As we all know, life goes on and I think these two figured that out first. You know, this generation of teens was pretty good at keeping it in their pants. At least until Boinky became real. Now that's pretty much all they do.
Fluffy: See your grandma over there? Yea, she totally thinks that zapping you with that thing will make you not sad about Grandpa. Isn't that funny?
Pebble: Haha, yea, funny. I hope it works, I hope it works
Like I said, life goes on, and that means birthday time.
Pebble: I'm so going to eat you cake. I'm going to eat you HARDCORE!
Okay so, Panda hasn't dealt with her shit yet, but everyone else is pretty excited for this birthday.
Boinky: *squeal* OMGYAYBIRTHDAYSAAAAHHHH!
Gage even showed up for it! Oh Gage, I love you, never change bb.
Panda: Omg! My brother totally rocks a bowler hat!
Okay, it's his formal outfit, but still. Rawr.
Tickle: Ew! No way Panda, he looks like an idiot.
Panda: SHUT UP ABOUT MY TWIN OR I'LL KILL YOU!
Panda: Loljk. But seriously. Shut your dirty whore mouth.
Notice Claude, laughing. Always laughing. She's such a dick sometimes.
And here's the newly adult Panda. Pebble immediately jumped on her to start a band together.
If you get this, you are my favourite person ever.
I love his face. He's kind of dopey but I don't even care.
The twins took over the main floor bedroom next to the nursery. This is their half, since they'll be sharing this bedroom three ways.
Yes, they get the bed, Kaleo will have to sleep on a loft bed.
Panda really did grow up well. I'm kind of hugely in love with her.
I also moved Kaleo in because he was broken and wasn't responding to calls or anything. Whatever. I love his dorky PJs.
Kaleo: Baby, do you really think it's a good idea for you to stab at that with a screwdriver? Do you even know what you're doing?
Panda: Meh, I'll figure it out along the way. No biggie!
And then everyone exploded into confetti. Damn. Graduation. Please don't let anyone die!
Anna: Panda, bb, please never wear that hat again.
Panda: Oh I am so with you.
It's better than Pebble's look. What is this?!
Yes. I got to the Town Hall and realized Kirby had died. Poor Porkchop!
Panda: Bitches. Generation four is awesome and totally gonna kick it!
That's right! We are officially in generation 4! They are all grown up and ready to take on the responsibility of having babies and all that shit! So next time you see me, uh. Yea. You get the picture.