The Mrmpfle Legacy: Chatper 4.01
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previously: Tickle finally succeeded in making Boinky a real sim and they hooked up. Markus died and I was pretty much heartbroken. Pea showed up, uninvited. The twins aged up and Kaleo moved in. Which means we're finally starting generation 4! (For those of you who are wondering. Pebble and Panda are the Gen 4 heirs. Their babies will be Gen 5.)
So. A lot has happened between then and now. First off, the Mrmpfles moved! I built them a nice new house and moved them to Eloni Island Apaloosa Plains. Okay fine. They spent some time in Eloni Island, I didn't like it, they moved. Happy now?
They also get some pets.
This is Badger and Fluffy loves him. First thing Fluffy did upon entering the new home? Electrocute himself. Second thing? Play with the dog.
Claude jumped straight on the game machine doohickey straight away.
She also got a makeover.
Freckles was also lucky enough to get a makeover. She is one fierce old lady. I swear, my love for her grows everyday.
The Mrmpfles also got a cat named Kitten.
Okay fine. And a bird. Listen, Pets was new! How could I resist?
Panda: Pebble, I know that the bird is pretty cool and all but -
Pebble: The bird is the most amazing thing ever. I love him.
Panda: Great. That's great. But we should still have a talk with Kaleo about the whole...babies thing.
Kaleo: So, why are you guys sitting me down and having a talk with me? And where's Pebble>
Panda: Pebble is probably still with the stupid bird. But he'll be here.
Pebble finally tore himself away from the bird and got downstairs for the "Relationship Meeting."
Panda: Kaleo, Pebble and I have been talking and we've decided. We want this parenting and marriage thing to work out as best as possible. We've decided that for that to happen, we can't know whose child is whose. As far as we're concerned, all three of us are the parents. Therefore. You're going to carry all the babies. Okay? Great. Glad we settled that.
Kaleo: What just happened?
The twins have pretty much made Kaleo their bitch. I feel sorry for him sometimes.
The logistics of this triple parenting thing worked like this. The twins would share Kaleo in the bedroom department, and then, when he got pregnant, they wouldn't know who had done that particular deed.
Panda was up first and despite all his concerns, I don't think Kaleo minded this part of the deal.
And immediately after Panda came Pebble. Is this weird? I feel like it's weird.
Pebble: Doo doo doo. My butt is ringing! Gonna have sex with my non-husband that I share wif mah sister! Doo doo la di da!
Kaleo: This isn't weird. This isn't weird. This isn't weird.
BOOYEAH! BABIES BABY! Or..baby baby? Irrelevant! Point is. The twins got Kaleo knocked up! GO TEAM MRMPFLE!
Fluffy and I have decided that his new life goal is to get a unicorn. It's all that makes sense. FLUFFY FOR KING! Of course, for this to happen, he needs to be BFF's with three types of animals. This works out well for Kitten who is now going to be showered with love.
It works out for Fluffy too. He's always rolling wants for Badger and Kitten.
Fluffy and Freckles are the two in the house who really enjoy the pets. They are always rolling wants to take them for walks and to play with them and hug them. It's pretty adorable.
First baby bump! No pants! Oh dear! This is the point in the game where I had to weigh the hilarity of Kaleo having no legs against the creepiness of Kaleo having no legs.
Panda: Yo bro. We knocked up our man!
Pebble: It's pretty great! Except, I don't know about this whole..parent thing.
Panda: Pebble. Kaleo will probably do most of the work. Don't worry. Let's go practice our ~*music*~
I'm beginning to be concerned about what kind of parents they'll be.
You've probably figured out by now that there will be lots of Pets spam. Lots of it. PREPARE YOURSELF!
Panda is still working on her gardening skill. Of course, she has to do all this at night but whatever!
Her LTW is to be a Creature-Robot Cross Breeder or whatever, so she's going to need to max out her handiness and gardening. I think she looks cute in her nerdy little get-up.
What's that? More pet spam? Oops.
Tickle doesn't act evil very often, but I think scaring his most awesome father is pretty dickish.
Fluffy: Oh my word! My son is a dick! The shame!
Boinky is still around but she's grumpy and a teenager so she is pretty much always in a bad mood.
Boinky: I hate my life.
I just really love Badger.
Since he went out and got all dirty Fluffy had to give him a good brush down.
Badger is pretty much one of the most spoiled dogs ever.
Obligatory Peanut shot.
Now I'm going to take a moment to complain about something. WHEN I MOVED THE MRMPFLES MARKUS' GRAVE WAS LOST FOREVER OH THE HORROR! Brb. Crying forever.
I ended up getting some mpreg pants for Kaleo. It was too weird having him walk around the house without legs. Plus! Isn't his preggo belly so cute?
Then the most horrible thing happened.
Claude: What the shit is going on?
My poor heart is breaking.
Even the animals are upset about it!
Fluffy: How will I go on without the love of my life by my side?
Pebble: *unconsolable wailing*
While all of this was going on, Freckles was out getting another tattoo.
And harassing the tattoo artist with pictures of her grandkids.
Freckles: Seriously. Have you ever seen more beautiful grandchildren? No. You haven't. My genes are all powerful!
So. It turns out that Claude had a death flower. I did not know this.
Fluffy: Oh Claude! I'm so glad you're okay! I was so worried. I just didn't know how I'd go on without you!
Claude: It's okay baby. I'm still around.
Then it was time for another birthday.
I'm pretty much out of things to say about birthdays at this point. God! Why do they keep happening?!
He looks so much like Muffin it's unsettling.
Did I mention that this is the update in which nothing is calm and peaceful? No? Well. It is.
Pebble: Oh dear. It's baby time. I don't know if I'm ready for this!
Kaleo: It's too late for that! YOU BETTER GET READY!
Kaleo: What the fuck is this?
Anna: That would be Boinky. Having her birthday. Sorry about that.
Kaleo: Somehow, I'm not surprised that this is happening to me.
Yup. Poor Kaleo. He really shouldn't have joined this family.
Boinky: YAY! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! NO ONE IS GOING INTO LABOUR! HEHEHE!
And adult Boinky. She is quite the looker.
So, Kaleo never made it to the hospital because everyone was more concerned about swarming the birthday cake so he just popped that little sprog out right there in the dining room.
And then promptly peed himself. Classy.
Everyone! Meet Cinnamon Mrmpfle, the first of Generation 5!
I wasn't too sure about her at first but, she's grown on me.
Since one baby had been popped out, it was sexy times for Kaleo and the twins. WE GOTTA GET ON THAT BABY TRAIN YO!
Pebble and myself was kind of worried about how he'd be as a father, but he's actually pretty smitten with Cinnamon.
Cutest. Fucking. Thing. Ever.
I'm now realizing that I've spammed the hell out of this girl. I regret nothing. What about it huh?
Kaleo has the nurturing trait, which means he pretty much wants to spend every waking moment with Cinnamon.
Although I despise the go for stroll action, it'a pretty damn adorable.
With all the craziness from the new baby and Claude almost dying Badger was feeling pretty ignored.
So he decided to beg for some attention from Fluffy.
And then go be cute with the ball.
Like I said. Cute.
Seriously, Pebble is a surprisingly awesome parent. Although Kaleo rolled all the wants to teach Cinnamon all her skills, Pebble also did so I thought I'd let him do it.
Kitten: What is this weird little green thing?
Cinnamon: Kitty! Yay!
Fluffy needs to be BFFs with three different animals to get the unicorn, so I sent him out to befriend a wild horse.
Nothing like fixing a dish washer in your underpants is there?
IT'S A TURTLE!
Being the queen of awkward segues, I sent the twins to France.
I mostly wanted the nectar maker but since we were there, some exploring was in order.
Panda: *gasp* IT BURNS MY EYES! OH GOD!
Pebble has been designated the official nectar making sim. He's pretty great at it.
They did a lot of drinking on this trip.
I do mean a lot.
They also did some thieving from the Nectary garden.
As well as some more adventuring.
Panda did most of the adventuring.
But Pebble did get his hands dirty as well. Sort of.
Also, apparently they can't escape the paparazzi even in France. While they're sleeping. That's not creepy at all.
This is the moment that I almost killed Panda. My heart nearly stopped.
She made it through though. Get electrocuted? Just dance it off brosephs. Just dance it off.
