Comments | simon_cowell: Paula

simon_cowell

Feb 22, 2003 20:16

is so annoying.

But I know she wants me.

And I like it.

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m_gyllenhaal February 22 2003, 20:24:38 UTC

Then tease her a bit, Simon. God knows every girl likes to be teased a bit! :)

simon_cowell March 2 2003, 08:35:39 UTC

How can I think of Paula when I see your icon?!

p_abdul February 24 2003, 16:06:10 UTC

Simon
I wouldn't want you if you were the last man on earth
and I mean it.

Re: simon_cowell February 24 2003, 16:21:37 UTC

Go have a cheeseburger.

On the other hand, with those hips, you shouldn't.

Re: p_abdul February 24 2003, 17:52:19 UTC

quit looking at my hips
your excitement is showing.

simon_cowell March 2 2003, 08:40:01 UTC

Do you blame me? You can be gorgeous sometimes.

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_bjork February 26 2003, 23:39:44 UTC

get a room!

simon_cowell March 2 2003, 08:29:26 UTC

Care to join us?

_bjork March 2 2003, 19:30:11 UTC

certainly...and with whipped cream!

simon_cowell March 6 2003, 20:23:03 UTC

I'm giddy with anticipation!

mjnose March 1 2003, 21:05:35 UTC

Can I smell you?

P.S. - Though your honesty is very much rude, we are still big fans of the show.

simon_cowell March 2 2003, 08:38:03 UTC

It's nice to see some intelligence come from Michael Jackson.

Sure you can smell me. Tell me what you think.

Re: mjnose March 2 2003, 09:41:27 UTC

What do you mean by 'some intelligence'? My master is the smartest black man in the entertainment business!

You need a shower.

simon_cowell March 6 2003, 20:21:26 UTC

I'm not arguing with a plastic surgery freak. I have enough of that with Paula.