1. Getting taken away from home in an ambulance in the middle of the night because I was having an Asthma attack.
2. Almost married, once. Almost broke up a marriage, once. Helped two friends get married, twice. No kids.
(I'm a believer in I'd rather be patient and meet the right person on the last day of my life, than spend the rest of my life with the wrong person. Of course, this means I may become "that crazy old guy" living alone in a cabin up in the Rockies, Ted Kaczynski style.)
3. I would wish death for a loved one that was suffering in pain and/or illness.
1. Pardon my lack of creativity, but cake or death? 2. What is your favorite condiment? 3. What's the greatest prank you ever pulled on somebody? (only admit to one where the statute of limitations has expired. ;) )
3. A co-worker was dangerously stalking a friend of mine, and one day while he was sitting parked in her complex parking lot, a friend and I pulled up in a pickup truck, chained his car to our truck, and drug him, car and all, out of the complex and across the street into an empty lot that just happened to have high weeds and was hidden from the road. We took his driver's license, his insurance papers, his registration, and all the pictures of his family he had in his wallet. We gave him the distinct impression that we "worked" for someone who had a "significant interest" in the young lady he was stalking. We "recommended" a change of heart, les he and his loved ones suddenly fall ill. The guy was so scared he started crying. The next day he quit his job, and she never saw or heard from him again. Ummm....does it count as a prank, if you never inform the victim? ;)
It was, but he wasn't just casually stalking her. He had actually broken into her place and taken personal effects, and all those scenes you see in movies about stalkers, he had pretty much been doing all that, too. My friend really was scared for her life.
...but I have to admit. I might have enjoyed it, just a little too much. ;)
1. Have you ever fantasized about sleeping with any of your friends from high school? 2. If yes, who? 3. Have you ever fantasized about sleeping with a man?
2. All of them, at some point or another. Isn't that human nature? Or was I just a horny SOB in high school?
Actually...all of them except Matt's first girlfriend, Stephanie, and Aprle. Aprle was just too nice and sweet. It would have been blasphemous to fantasize about her.
3. No. I tried to once, just to see if I could, but nothing doing. Guys are assholes. It's more fun to fantasize about girls.
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2. are you or have you ever been married/kids/etc?
3. would you ever wish death on someone, if so - who?
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2. Almost married, once. Almost broke up a marriage, once. Helped two friends get married, twice. No kids.
(I'm a believer in I'd rather be patient and meet the right person on the last day of my life, than spend the rest of my life with the wrong person. Of course, this means I may become "that crazy old guy" living alone in a cabin up in the Rockies, Ted Kaczynski style.)
3. I would wish death for a loved one that was suffering in pain and/or illness.
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1. Pardon my lack of creativity, but cake or death?
2. What is your favorite condiment?
3. What's the greatest prank you ever pulled on somebody? (only admit to one where the statute of limitations has expired. ;) )
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2. Honey
3. A co-worker was dangerously stalking a friend of mine, and one day while he was sitting parked in her complex parking lot, a friend and I pulled up in a pickup truck, chained his car to our truck, and drug him, car and all, out of the complex and across the street into an empty lot that just happened to have high weeds and was hidden from the road. We took his driver's license, his insurance papers, his registration, and all the pictures of his family he had in his wallet. We gave him the distinct impression that we "worked" for someone who had a "significant interest" in the young lady he was stalking. We "recommended" a change of heart, les he and his loved ones suddenly fall ill. The guy was so scared he started crying.
The next day he quit his job, and she never saw or heard from him again.
Ummm....does it count as a prank, if you never inform the victim? ;)
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...but I have to admit. I might have enjoyed it, just a little too much. ;)
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1. Have you ever fantasized about sleeping with any of your friends from high school?
2. If yes, who?
3. Have you ever fantasized about sleeping with a man?
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2. All of them, at some point or another. Isn't that human nature? Or was I just a horny SOB in high school?
Actually...all of them except Matt's first girlfriend, Stephanie, and Aprle. Aprle was just too nice and sweet. It would have been blasphemous to fantasize about her.
3. No. I tried to once, just to see if I could, but nothing doing. Guys are assholes. It's more fun to fantasize about girls.
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