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simon_otella

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Feb 13, 2004 23:10

Well, I've been undercover for a while, pretending to be an educated fop for the last few months. My first problem was the Queen, 'gaw bless 'er ( Read more... )

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mixnmojo February 14 2004, 01:49:18 UTC

There are always inquiries. In fact since the Hutton Report there are about 10 ongoing. And at least 9 1/2 mention your name.

Hmmm. Are you someone slightly suspect and not an honest to cor blimey patriotic law abiding citizen guv'nor?

fia5co February 15 2004, 02:29:26 UTC

Just to let you know sir, the printing press in the basement was on the fritz again, but it seemed to work after I removed my penis from the control panel and hit it with a giant monkey wrench.

printing press simon_otella February 16 2004, 13:16:36 UTC

hit what? the control panel?

wintermute9366 February 25 2004, 16:56:52 UTC

Try asking the yankies to wire you sufficient funds to 'hold on behalf of baby jesus's second coming'.

Usually works...

fia5co April 6 2004, 05:34:44 UTC

Check this out buddy ... and oh yeah FUCKING UPDATE THIS JOURNAL NOW!!!!!!!!11

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