The fall of the last spawn of Ungoliant

[simon_otella]

A journey to Torech Ungol and back, picking up some wine on the way

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[fuktperkusiv]

HELL YEAH!

Jon 1, Spider 0.

(I seriously might not have come home if there was a chance it'd be there waiting!)

[simon_otella]

:)

[fia5co]

I knew you kids would run into trouble living out there on your own! You think that spiders are the worst you'll face? I had to battle a cave troll in the bathroom the other day >:(

[fuktperkusiv]

Was it Lewis?

[simon_otella]

oh great, they have a Lewis.

[a9_shatter]

they have a ...me?

[killrockstar]

that was well epic :o

[simon_otella]

thanks!

hows you?

[killrockstar]

im splendid :) detox is doing me wonders, but we must adjourn to the fawcett to undo all my good work soon! good effort on arming the armless earlier by the way ;) you are a wonderful writer.

[simon_otella]

It was a true story.

A house spider was in the flat. One of the BIG ones.

It took 3 stamps until i killed it. The worst bit was trying to pick it up with a piece of A4 paper, my hand was shaking too much to be able to hold it properly, so i took the risk of either dropping it or it sliding down towards my hand.

I was freaking totally.

[misskittykiller]

evil little blighters. they should be glued to cardboard and exposed to sunlight under a magnifying glass on a nice hot sunny day til they frizzle.

[misskittykiller]

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