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[simon_otella]

I've just stolen $32 million. Seriously

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[mixnmojo]

I'll crack open the account, buy live journal and make off with all ya credit card details.

That might work if anyone of us was sad enough to actually pay for an lj account...

[fia5co]

I've alerted the feds Mr!!, unfortunately they laughed at me and made a note of my IP address. But I'm watching you with the eyes of a hawk and the ears of another hawk.

One false move and I'll snap all my bank cards and write a strong letter to my mother - you have be warned.

[killrockstar]

hee hee hee, a three piece woodlouse band...