bad translation #999, martial i.23

[simon_stylites]

Invitas nullum nisi cum quo, Cotta, lavaris
et dant convivam balnea sola tibi.
mirabar quare numquam me, Cotta, vocasses:
iam scio me nudum displicuisse tibi.

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Your party invitation
only goes to guys you bathe with.
But not to me? A revelation:
You hate to see me naked.

Comments

[toft_froggy]

So THAT'S why I didn't get invited to any Easter parties.