Today at work I.....

[simonpiss]

I wonder how many pee particles splash on a dude when he uses a urinal. I imagine it could range anywheres from 10 to 10,000 depending on type of urinal, proximity of penis to urinal, and duration of urination. Someone look into this and get back to me.

I'll tackle poo particles at a later date.

Comments

[soakingup]

hm. i used to work at a bar (many, actually) and guys would PUKE in the urinals also...add that into your equation....because i'm sure every single one of the bile/foodchunk particles doesn't disappear either.

[heroin_shriek]

i'm guessing approx. 2,561 particles. how man licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? how much piss flies back atcha when you use a urinal? the world may never know!

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