I shouldn't be allowed in a kitchen

[simont]

I mentioned two weeks ago that I'd cut my fingers chopping onions again.

A few days after that I managed to cut my foot in the kitchen: I dropped a plate, which shattered on the floor, and since I happened to be barefoot at the time my toe was gashed open by a sharp piece of flying crockery.

And last night I splashed boiling water over my hand while

Comments

[gerald_duck]

I believe chefs can be rented on a piecework basis at establishments called "restaurants".

[sphyg]

I was just about to suggest takeaway ;)

[feanelwa]

Have you been falling over and dropping things a lot elsewhere too?

[simont]

Not that I can recall. It's just kitchens!

(Or maybe it's just my kitchen. Perhaps what I need is to get an exorcist to come in and lift the curse.)

[kaberett]

Well, I'm pretty sure I owe you dinner...

[simont]

I thought it was currently my turn, but either way, it'd be good to see you!