Attention: New Booty Call Regulation effective October 12, 2004.

[simple_stardom]

In light of recent attempts to pick me up via electronic and otherwise impersonal methods, a new regulation has been drafted and put into effect. Please read carefully the following statements

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[envix]

D.E.A.R. is a great thing. :-P

[jennys_girl]

hahahhaha oh man SO true.