Comments | simple_thinker: Mrs Carey Rant

simple_thinker

Mrs Carey Rant

Feb 17, 2005 21:56

Apparently I'm quasi-famous for my rants about Mrs. Carey...all one or two of them. Oh well, here is an ode to her. Thank you for tricking us into believing that we had a test today. "Oh I've thought of 20 out of the 25 questions" lies... Oh yeah, and thanks for putting up that overly extensive diagram on the board, it was completely ( Read more... )

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More Ransom Ideas Timmy anonymous February 18 2005, 03:31:20 UTC

Mmmmm nice job buddy.
Shes going to castrate you when she finds out, but make it hilarious while you're still alive. I'd say put it under the big paper cutter in the milling machine room, in a blender, or held above a paper shredder. Sucky, I know, but it'd be nice to have some revenge.
"Bitter"

Book Torcher anonymous February 18 2005, 03:34:13 UTC

ok tim its colin, as we all know, i am a Pro at pissing off teachers.. I think a Single Lighter under the book it a god idea, as well as holding it over a toilet,
also tim, i suggest u give a small hint, a clue as to who u are in each picture, see how god she is with it

Re: Book Torcher anonymous February 18 2005, 03:40:22 UTC

dont ever take colin's ideas, but we end up doing them neways

irregularme February 18 2005, 03:42:21 UTC

You're carrying out an evil plan! awww I'm so proud of you! As for things that would make teachers cringe to see done to their books in a ransom picture... def. put it near food because teachers go nuts at the thought of food on their precious books. haha just put a bar of chocolate and a few marshmellows on top of it and put the book on a stick near a fire place and take a picture. Book somemores! Yummmm. Very gooy and messy. I wouldn't recommend actually cooking the book somemores though, if you plan to return the books unharmed. Also teachers are very picky about their books being ripped so why not take one picture of it next to an enormous saw or something! Well there are a couple of ideas for you. Good luck! I'm requesting a follow up on how it turns out!

ltob86 February 18 2005, 03:49:08 UTC

Haha thats amusing

I'll be honest though, i knew there wasn't going to be a test. Think about it, how often does she give us tests? If there was going to be a test on a book, do you really think it would be multiple choice? I take everything Carey says as at least a half-joke, so i get along with her much better than most people.

anonymous February 18 2005, 05:24:03 UTC

hahahahha bring it to the strip club and the beach and cananada and mexico and ...